Over ninety pecent of barristas predict coffee will be brewed at Metro coffee shops tomorrow.
Ninety percent of city government employees predict that some of their co-workers will take more coffee breaks than work time.
And in related news, a Pew poll says 90+% of Democrats predict violence erupting from tour current political situation:
Nearly 8 of 10 Americans told the Pew Research Center that supporters for both sides could “act” on the politically charged rhetoric with violence. It was higher for Democrats, 91%, than Republicans, 61%.
Ever notice how when you show a “progressive” a picture of a gun, they think “someone going crazy with a gun out of the clear blue sky”? When you show them a picture of a wealthy person they think of someone who predates on their fellow human? When you show them a gun owner, their thoughts turn immediately to genitals?
Likewise, when you mention political violence to the party of Kathleen Soliah, of “Anti”-Fa, of the Weather Underground and the Unibomber, you get…
…well, we know where this is headed, right?