One Day In The Star/Tribunes “Morgue”

SCENE: It’s the “Morgue” at the Star-Tribune’s “Morgue” – a room full of file cabinets, deep underground, where no light has penetrated since the Kennedy administration.

The door opens, and the MINNESOTA DEPARTMENT OF HUMAN SERVICES STORY, wherein mismanagement under two DFL administrations led to hundreds of millions of dollars in fraud, including credible allegations of welfare money being transferred to terrorists – is tossed into the room, which is crowded with other news stories.

ILHAN OMAR’S APPARENTLY FRAUDULENT-MARRIAGE STORY: Hello.

MINNESOTA DEPARTMENT OF HUMAN SERVICES STORY: Hi. Where am I?

WELL-CONNECTED DEMOCRAT KIDS GET OFF WITH A WARNING FOR MASS AGGRAVATED ASSAULT AND HATE CRIMES AGAINST REPUBLICANS STORY: This is the Star-Tribune’s “morgue” file.

STEVE SIMON IS STONEWALLING THREE COURT ORDERS DEMANDING HE RELEASE INFORMATION ABOUT VOTING IRREGULARITIES STORY: It’s where news stories that the DFL establishment doesn’t want covered go to…

KEITH ELLISON’S HISTORY OF ANTISEMITISM STORY: …for a nice long break.

(The other stories chuckle)

MINNESOTA DEPARTMENT OF HUMAN SERVICES STORY: So when do we get out of here?

(The question is met with a few guffaws)

ILHAN OMAR’S ANTISEMITISM STORY: When the Strib reports about Minnesota having “paradoxically” liberal gun laws and the lowest crime rate in the nation for a state with a major metro area in it.

MINNESOTA DEPARTMENT OF HUMAN SERVICES STORY: So – a long time?

KEITH ELLISON’S HISTORY OF ANTISEMITISM STORY: You have no idea.

(And SCENE)

28 thoughts on “One Day In The Star/Tribunes “Morgue”

  1. THE MARK DAYTON HAS DEBILITATING MENTAL ISSUES STORY: Why won’t anyone talk to me?

  2. … let’s not forget the Grand Old Man of Stories in the Morgue, Chappaquiddick. As put by AP today:
    50 years ago today, Sen. Edward M. Kennedy left a party on Chappaquiddick Island near Martha’s Vineyard with Mary Jo Kopechne, 28; some time later, Kennedy’s car went off a bridge into the water. Kennedy was able to escape, but Kopechne drowned.

    Follow-up comment:
    Surprisingly, AP fails to mention that Kennedy was driving drunk, that he left Mary Jo Kopechne to drown, did not call the police for help and didn’t report the accident until the following day.

  3. When they see a compelling story, they run the other way.
    Progressivism corrupts everything that it touches (“corrupts” is the sense of altering a thing’s correct or original purpose).

  4. I seem to remember Alan Dershowitz representing Kennedy during the Chappaquiddick investigation.

  5. How can you tell when an ideology is out of steam?
    When it’s arguments amount to smears, correlation == causation, and “just so” stories.

  6. “Just so” story: “And that’s how all the Southern racists stopped being Democrats and became Republicans.”

  7. DFL/DNC: Hey, ILHAN OMAR’S APPARENTLY FRAUDULENT-MARRIAGE STORY, you want to see some sunlight?

    ILHAN OMAR’S APPARENTLY FRAUDULENT-MARRIAGE STORY: Sure. What do I have to do?

    DFL/DNC: Just go upstairs, stick you head out the door and whisper, “I love Nancy Pelosi and sitting Democrats like Jerry Nadler should never be primaried.”

  8. “Nation marks 50 years after Apollo 11’s giant leap on moon”

    It’s just amazing what they were able to do with slide rules.

    Now back to your regular SiTD dose from the fever swamp of conspiracy theories

  9. The “we don’t know what Mueller knows” guy thinks other people live in a fever swamp of conspiracy theories?
    The evidence that Omar committed immigration fraud is huge. She even filed joint tax returns with one “husband” while being legally married to another “husband.” That’s illegal, BTW. If you or I did it, we’d be looking at jail time.
    FWIW, the anti-Omar forces are finally getting a little traction in the MSM. Don’t know if it will help rid the people of CD 5 of their anti-American rep. If an NY Times “journalist” was handed incontrovertible proof that Omar had lied on her citizenship app, they’d burn it.

  10. MP
    alas the good citizens of CD 5 are thrilled with Omar and have no interest in replacing a champion, “truth-teller”, and Marxist standard bearer of such stature. (fever swamp alert) A couple CD5 activists(baby boomers with pussy hats) have confided to me that when Amy Klobuchar becomes President that they see Omar as her natural replacement.

  11. Favorite quote:

    “If we had confidence after a thorough investigation of the facts that the President clearly did not commit obstruction of justice, we would so state. Based on facts and the applicable legal standards, however, we are unable to reach that judgement.” ~ Mueller Report Volume II, p76

  12. Guilty until proven innocent, eh, Emery?
    Your guy spent millions of tax payer dollars, and came up with nuttin’.
    Use a little critical thinking. Mueller had found out within days or a few weeks of starting his investigation that Trump was not colluding with the Russians. If his excuse for not filing obstruction charges is what he says it is (the JD will never refer charges against a sitting president), what the Hell was he doing for two years?
    You are on the wrong side.

  13. If we had confidence after a thorough investigation of the facts that the Emery clearly did not commit obstruction of justice, we would so state. Based on facts and the applicable legal standards, however, we are unable to reach that judgement.

  14. Federal Officials Investigating Man Posting Racist Attacks Online Armed With Millions Of Explosives ~ The Onion

    There is always this need to attribute a master plan to Trump because otherwise, you have to come to terms with the fact that he’s a blithering idiot.

  15. “come to terms with the fact that he’s a blithering idiot.”

    good on you Emery, now make sure you repeat that tirelessly to everyone you meet between now and Nov 2020. Don’t stop, don’t get disheartened, just keep hammering away. Trust Me, you will make a difference and you’ll be a hero of the #resistance. The world will be your oyster.

  16. “And that’s how all the Southern racists stopped being Democrats and became Republicans.”

    It’s funny, MP. I have friends who are conservative as hell that refuse to vote GOP. It sounds funny, but Southerners can hold a grudge like no one else. Their granddaddy’s would have sooner stuck a white hot ice pick in their ears than vote GOP. That mentality has lasted to this day for a not insignificant number of “New Southerners”.

    Item 2.

    The noose is starting to tighten on Mogadishu Barbies neck. Judicial Watch has taken an interest in her, and we all know they are very good at what they do.

    https://www.judicialwatch.org/latest-videos/

    As we saw during the primary riots in Minneapolis a few years ago, Somali’s are beholden to their clans, and the clans hate one another. I predict a flood of Sammi informants will appear with damning evidence once a federal inquiry is underway.

    I also predict Mog Barbie will flee the country if she is indicted. She will claim religious and racial persecution and ask France, or perhaps Germany, for asylum.

  17. “/Highly conflicted Robert Mueller should not be given another bite at the apple. In the end it will be bad for him and the phony Democrats in Congress who have done nothing but waste time on this ridiculous Witch Hunt. Result of the Mueller Report, NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION!”/ Donald J Trump @realDonaldTrump

    Same guy who said Mueller completely exonerated him.

  18. heh. Trump has hooked Dunning_Kruger clean through the lip. Just look at him flop around, gills working, mouth flapping.

    Of course, garbage fish don’t go in the creel…they get tossed up on the shore to fertilize the trees.

  19. So says the conspiracy theorist who said AG Barr’s investigation into the FBI and Steele who be “epic”. And result in indictments for Obama and his former administration.

    Your time would be better spent purchasing a lottery ticket.😉

  20. I think the jig is up for Omar. The national media is starting to pay attention. The Strib recently got inquiries about Omar’s weird marriage history from Politico. The Strib people are having to explain themselves to their media big brothers. Ouch. The Strib didn’t blame the “right-wing fever swamp” for the persistence of the story. The Strib blamed Omar for refusing to answer legitimate questions (such as what it means to married and divorced in her “faith tradition”).
    She’s hiding something bad, and when it is exposed there will be a lot of egg on the faces of the national press, the local CD 5 press, and the Democrat Party.

  21. The intellectual collapse of the #nevertrumpers continues. The other day I was listening to Jonah Goldberg’s podcast (he is worth listening to on any topic other than Trump). Goldberg was interviewing David French. Both agreed that it was reasonable, given Trump’s rhetoric, to suspect him of courting Russian help in the 2016 election.
    But what what neither Goldberg or French wanted to discuss was whether that suspicion was grounds to appoint a special prosecutor. Given what we now know, it clearly was not. Carter Page, Papadopolous and Flynn seem to have been ensnared in a JD trap engineered by anti-Trump partisans (Strzok, Ohr, McCabe). Carter Page was supposed to be the link between Putin-controlled Russian oligarchs and the Trump campaign. Mueller uses Page’s name in his report, but does not mention that Page has never been charged with any crime.

  22. The real bad guy here, although he may have committed no crime, is James Comey. He resisted right up to the moment where he had no choice but take a stand, then he caved to the pressure, every single time. He should have resigned in January 2016, before the Dem primaries began. After January 2016, he could not indict Hillary w/o being accused of influencing the Democrat primaries. It was all downhill from there, finishing with his admission that he used a legal loophole to leak anti-Trump info, weeks after agreeing to become the FBI director to the Worst Person in the World.

  23. She’s hiding something bad, and when it is exposed there will be a lot of egg on the faces of the national press, the local CD 5 press, and the Democrat Party. – MP

    Not really. They cover up when told to cover up and they reveal when told to reveal. No one gets blamed for following orders.

    The real message is: “Don’t mess with Auntie Nancy.”

  24. Judicial Watch has filed a complaint with the House Ethics Committee,alleging marriage and immigration law violations against Omar. We’ll see how far it goes. Supporting Omar in the light of crimes intended to get around immigration law would be an ugly look, and any replacement from CD 5 wouldn’t change things in the house.

  25. Your right, MP. The degenerates in CD 5 will find someone just as nasty; certainly there is no shortage of them there.

    But immigration fraud carries the possibility of having citizenship revoked, as well as jail time.

    Think of the morale booster that would be. Picture Omar strutting the filthy streets of her hometown again. Beautiful.

  26. She might get some kind of ‘Dreamer’ reprieve from deportation, Swiftee. She arrived as a child.
    But again I will assert that Omar is just plain not bright. She had to know that there were shady immigration things in her background, yet she takes on high profile political positions that could expose her & get her deported. She is only just as smart as she has to be for a female, black immigrant to get a degree from UND on political science.
    I found this gem about the high school bullying she experienced on her wikipedia page: “She recalls gum being pressed into her hijab, being pushed down stairs, and physical taunts while she was changing for gym class.”
    Could never happen to a white, Christian, American girl, could it?

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