SCENE: It’s the “Morgue” at the Star-Tribune’s “Morgue” – a room full of file cabinets, deep underground, where no light has penetrated since the Kennedy administration.
The door opens, and the MINNESOTA DEPARTMENT OF HUMAN SERVICES STORY, wherein mismanagement under two DFL administrations led to hundreds of millions of dollars in fraud, including credible allegations of welfare money being transferred to terrorists – is tossed into the room, which is crowded with other news stories.
ILHAN OMAR’S APPARENTLY FRAUDULENT-MARRIAGE STORY: Hello.
MINNESOTA DEPARTMENT OF HUMAN SERVICES STORY: Hi. Where am I?
WELL-CONNECTED DEMOCRAT KIDS GET OFF WITH A WARNING FOR MASS AGGRAVATED ASSAULT AND HATE CRIMES AGAINST REPUBLICANS STORY: This is the Star-Tribune’s “morgue” file.
STEVE SIMON IS STONEWALLING THREE COURT ORDERS DEMANDING HE RELEASE INFORMATION ABOUT VOTING IRREGULARITIES STORY: It’s where news stories that the DFL establishment doesn’t want covered go to…
KEITH ELLISON’S HISTORY OF ANTISEMITISM STORY: …for a nice long break.
(The other stories chuckle)
MINNESOTA DEPARTMENT OF HUMAN SERVICES STORY: So when do we get out of here?
(The question is met with a few guffaws)
ILHAN OMAR’S ANTISEMITISM STORY: When the Strib reports about Minnesota having “paradoxically” liberal gun laws and the lowest crime rate in the nation for a state with a major metro area in it.
MINNESOTA DEPARTMENT OF HUMAN SERVICES STORY: So – a long time?
KEITH ELLISON’S HISTORY OF ANTISEMITISM STORY: You have no idea.