Your NARN of NARNs
By Mitch Berg
Tomorrow’s Northern Alliance (Volume II) broadcast is going to be especially fun.
First, Ed and I will be interviewing Amy Alkon, author of I See Rude People.
I’m looking forward to this; society has gotten a lot less polite and civil out there. We’ll talk with Amy about how all of us people of ethics and manners can coexist with all of the sleazeballs, h0-bags, jagfingers, scumwads, drooling autolobotomites and other moral and ethical amoebae out there.
And after that, we’ll be talking with Miss Minnesota 2009, Brooke Kilgarriff. She’s going to Las Vegas to vie for the Miss America 2010 title in a few weeks; we’ll catch up with her (we had a blast talking at the State Fair) and especially to plug her CD, Carry You Through…
…which is a benefit for the Children’s Miracle Network.
Anyway – please join Ed and I from 1-3PM tomorrow on AM1280 The Patriot, over the air or via the stream. You can also join Ed’s live stream at Hot Air (check tomorrow).
And go ahead and “fan” us on Facebook when you get a moment!
December 11th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Dude, looks like you have two hotties on your show. And one of ’em can even spell her name!
You might want to warn them to stay out of the woods near swiftea’s house, though. Just sayin’.
December 11th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
Can’t speak to the name spelling – or even explain what you mean by the remark (?) – but both of them are indeed interesting, talented, and pretty attractive to boot.
December 11th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Does Amy Alkon have a chapter in her book devoted to Clownie?
December 11th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Angryclown assumes the author is literate. The beauty queen may well be able to read and write, but there’s no good reason to assume so.
December 11th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
Mitch wrote:”I’m looking forward to this; society has gotten a lot less polite and civil out there. We’ll talk with Amy about how all of us people of ethics and manners can coexist with all of the sleazeballs, h0-bags, jagfingers, scumwads, drooling autolobotomites and other moral and ethical amoebae out there.”
Does this author include a chapter (or two?) on the civility and lack of good manners involved in this kind of name calling? If so, then your interview will be educational as well as entertaining.
December 11th, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Well, she does attend the Boston Conservatory of Music when she’s not serving as a state beauty queen, which aint’ exactly educational dog food. And she gives a great interview; she’s really sharp.
My impressions of beauty pageant contestants are somewhat warped in that the three I’ve ever met are Brooke, Fox News’ Gretchen Carlson (whom I booked on a talk show in the eighties, just after she left Stanford) and another lower-level Miss USA contestant who was also really, really high-speed.
December 11th, 2009 at 5:21 pm
DG,
I can’t tell – does you miss the wry irony, or are you taking it in a direction I’m just not wired to perceive?
December 11th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
“The beauty queen may well be able to read and write, but there’s no good reason to assume so.”
What next, AssClown calling to end the Dept of Education?
…. …. ….
Mitch, I appreciate your wry irony. Good show, old bean.
December 11th, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Sorry DG, but when I look at Washington DC all I see are moral and ethical amoebae. How ’bout you?
December 11th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
Angryclown’s view of beauty queens is perhaps unduly shaped by the dumber ones – Miss Teen South Carolina, that California bim who doesn’t like gays and Sarah Palin, for example.
December 12th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Oh please. Clownie’s view of beauty queens is “unduly” shaped by his bigotry, which is obvious and on constant display.