To: All Democrats and “Progressives”, Nationwide
From: Mitch Berg, Irascible Peasant
You owe it to your country, and your progressive souls (well, you know, whatever) to accept nothing less than the following in a Presidential, Congressional, State Executive and Legislative, and city candidate:
- Push for impeachment. Tirelessly. Every news cycle. Every time you’re on MSNBC or CNN. And out to dinner. And while alone in the bathroom.
- Support banning guns, by executive order if you can’t make it happen via the legislative process.
- Insist that taxpayers eat $2,000 for every man, woman and child to pay for other peoples’ voluntary borrowing.
- Support diluting the franchise that is one of the hallmarks of our freedom until it becomes just another bit of graft to be apportioned by our betters.
Accept nothing less. No matter what it takes.