Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:
One of the benefits of working in a government building frequented by diverse members of the recently immigrated public is their wide variety of food choices which result in powerful aromas and startling splatter patterns in the men’s restroom. Sadly, not all of them have fully assimilated the culture of flushing upon completion. Bladder control in older men is occasionally a problem but I am pleased to report I can now hold my breath for quite a long time.
Or, put another way…:
“The cabbie smelled like someone eating gorgonzola cheese while getting a perm in a septic tank beneath a slaughterhouse”
— Dennis Miller
Ethnic food and peoples’ digestive tracts is an evergreen source of yuks.
PC would take that away from us.
Will we stand for it?