To Good To Be True
By Johnny Roosh
Is Barack Obama from another planet?
Mystery as spiral blue light display hovers above Norway (while Obama was in Norway?)
The mystery began when a blue light seemed to soar up from behind a mountain in the north of the country. It stopped mid-air, then began to move in circles. Within seconds a giant spiral had covered the entire sky.
The light bears some resemblence to Obama’s logo!
Are his people trying to beam him back home?
Is there a way we could assist them?
Extraterrestrial citizenship would certainly play into the Birthers argument.
December 10th, 2009 at 11:41 am
The spiral was accompanied by a soothing voice saying, “You are getting sleepy, very sleepy. Your eyes are getting heavy. You can hear no voice but mine. Climate change is real. Climate change is real…”
December 10th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
It was a failed Russian missle test.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20091210/sc_afp/russianorwaymilitarymissile
Was the timing a coincidence? Nothing about Obama is a coincidence.
December 10th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
So the birth certificate’s from Remulac?
December 10th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Actually, that was the Rapture. Looks like you kooks are Left Behind.
December 10th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
God is flushing Norway down the Cosmic toilet He gets a Peace Prize!
December 10th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Actually, that was the Rapture. Looks like you kooks are Left Behind.
OK…I gotta give you this one.
[Larry the Cable Guy]That’s funny. I don’t care who you are.[end Larry the Cable Guy]
PS Looks like you didn’t make the cut either Clownsome One.
December 15th, 2009 at 11:47 am
To Good or not to good?
That, Roosh, is the question.