Some Jokes Write Themselves
By Mitch Berg
Like this one, ripped from the headlines:
Prostitutes Offer Free Climate Summit Sex
But just because the joke writes itself doesn’t mean we can’t, too.
Have at it, readers! The comment section is open for your versions of the story – and like those Danish doxies’ ministrations, it’s absolutely free, although that offered by the Scand0-Strumpets, the “Happy Ending” will be purely rhetorical.
December 4th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Lessee…. they’re saying “Screw us before you screw the rest of the world”?
December 4th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Sadly, those taking advantage of this bargain may have to resort to the old Viagra trick to hide the decline.
December 4th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
We’ll help you deal with melting at the poles.
December 4th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
ill let you do a line of coke off my butt if you promise to sign the treaty…
I’ll make your pole emit emissions into the air like an exploding volcano…
Nice treaty, wanna f***
and just because, a Tiger Woods one too…
Q: What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?
A: They both get clubbed by Scandinavians
December 4th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Donate a hockey stick at the door, get a blow job from Al Gore.
December 4th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
What is the difference between Clubbing a Baby Seal and Beating a Wiener?
What is the difference between cap and tax and getting screwed?
December 4th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
“Al Gore makes my pimp look like a choirboy (or James O’Keefe).”
December 4th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
What is the difference between Clubbing a Baby Seal and Beating a Wiener?
One you do for fun one you do because the damn thing won’t shut up
What is the difference between cap and tax and getting screwed?
the government
December 4th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
This thread is why people think conservatives are unfunny. It is filled with FAIL and AIDS. Except for Ryan’s.
December 4th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Answers: Nothing. (A baby seal is called a wiener and cap and tax will screw us all!!!)
December 4th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
A short joke…
After Tiger Woods saw this post he booked the next flight to Copenhagen.
I’m sorry I can’t help it.
December 5th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Come to Copenhagen, where the whore’s orgasms are as faked as the data that supports climate change.
December 7th, 2009 at 11:58 am
Wow, you wingnuts can’t do comedy. Except for Mitch, but then he’s a former liberal.