There Is No Joy…

By Mitch Berg

…in this world too sample for government bureaucrats to try to piddle on.

3 Responses to “There Is No Joy…”

  1. Joe Doakes Says:

    The CDC should change it’s official motto to: “It’ll all end in tears!”

  2. bikebubba Says:

    When friends started to offer to sell us raw milk and eggs, I actually looked up the statistics on infections from them. It appears for raw milk you get a few dozen per year, similar to what you get with standard pasteurized milk.

    There are great reasons to refuse to eat raw cookie dough–the Maillard reaction is your friend!–but the notion that it’s a huge danger is not among them. The big danger that I can see is (beyond romaine lettuce with javelina scat on it, I guess) raw chicken that was cooled at the Tyson plant in a solution of chicken waste and water.

  3. Prince of Darkness_666 Says:

    like I tell my Mom with my medium-rare burger. “If its cookie dough that does me in, so be it. I can think of worse ways to go.”

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