Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:
The King in the old joke says: “I know I’m paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?” In this election, I don’t think Conservatives are paranoid enough.
We know from history that Liberals routinely cheat in elections. Why shouldn’t they? The integrity of the process is secondary to obtaining the correct result. The ends justify the means. And if they can’t win by cheating at the polls, Liberals litigate before Liberal judges to steal elections (looking at you, Al Franken).
Liberals cheated in 2016 to get Hillary the nomination, to spend other candidates’ money for her, and to spy on the Trump campaign. They stuffed enough ballot boxes that some districts had more votes than voters. But they were shocked to learn they hadn’t cheated enough. Trump still won.
I doubt that will happen this time. The polling places in Miami ran out of ballots on Monday. I suspect those ballots are already marked, sitting in trunks of cars, waiting to be counted.
No need for you to stand in line, we’ve already cast your ballot, several times. You can thank us later.
Satire? Yes, but the line between satire and fact these days is almost nonexistant.
When “Babylon Bee” is a better source of news than CNN, you know we’ve got a problem.