SCENE: A recording studio. Mitch BERG is recording a voice-over for a video about Minnesota politics.
BERG: Democrat activist and former candidate Lindsey Port, whose allegations of sexual harassment against Al Franken led to his political demise…
PRODUCER: (breaks in) Er, let’s cut there.
BERG: Is everything OK?
PRODUCER: Yeah – but Port didn’t actually file charges against Franken. Franken was never alleged to have harassed her.
BERG: Ah. So – do it again?
PRODUCER: Yep. Take two!
BERG: Lindsey Port, whose condemnation of Al Franken led to his resignation..
PRODUCER: Er, cut.
BERG: OK, what’s up?
PRODUCER: Port didn’t condemn Franken. She never even mentioned him.
BERG: OK, so what happened?
BERG: That’s just crazy.
PRODUCER: I know, right?
BERG: Minnesota Democrats, right?
PRODUCER: Yepper. Take three?
BERG: Lindsey Port was attacked by Minnesota Democrats for standing for something they claimed to believe in…
PRODUCER: Perfect. That’s a wrap.