Dear “Youtube Star”
By Mitch Berg
To: Would-be YouTube “Stars”
From: Mitch Berg
Re: Your Activities
To whom it may concern:
You know who you are. You make videos of yourselves sitting on the toilet chanting “I’m Sittin’ On Da Toilet”. You have your roommates post videos of you, slobbering drunk, chanting “Hhhope ‘enn chanzhe” over and over. You scream yourself into incontinence over how “we” are treating Britney and importune us to “leave her alone”.
You are hereby directed to destroy your cameras and report to the nearest bar full of longshoremen for a long-overdue beating.
That is all.
November 23rd, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Or you do a search on an event you had attended, or wanted to attend, to get some views of it (kind of like treating YouTube as a newsource). Find one, but it consists of a guy walking through the parking lot with the camera on his face as he talks about his walk from his car to the event.
November 23rd, 2009 at 4:23 pm
You make videos of yourselves sitting on the toilet chanting “I’m Sittin’ On Da Toilet”.
How the hell did you know what my next blog post was going to be?
Damn you, Berg! Damn you and your godlike omniscience!
November 24th, 2009 at 8:46 am
Did you notice DJ and Sally Jo weren’t dumb enough to get in front of the camera?
It’s just 2 third rate bloggers exploiting some naive kid willing to do stupid things in front of the camera in an attempt revive their uninteresting blogs, while ruining any chance of Robert Ericson(The kid) ever getting a job.
I feel sorry for him being used like that.
November 24th, 2009 at 9:10 am
Hmmm – I wasn’t actually writing about anything involved with MN politics or blogging, here.
What’s up?
November 24th, 2009 at 9:58 am
I’m surprised you haven’t seen these yet.
This was more funny when Bill Maher first joked about it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O66qDqfZm7k
Now he’s just being a tool.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJzpS-l0Gqw