A Parliament Of Third-Graders

By Mitch Berg

“When you’re taking flak, you know you’re over the target”
     — Mike Huckabee

“When they call you crazy, you’re scaring the p**s out of them”
    — Mitch Berg

“Most frequently, ideas about a struggle for truth and justice are formed by personalities with a paranoid structure,”
   — Vladimir Bukovsky

Note to Michele Bachmann, Sarah Palin, Laura Ingraham, Pat Anderson, Katherine Kersten, Laura Brod, and every other conservative woman who is taking an avalanche of the kind of abuse (including an Avogadro’s number of variations on “She is teh crazee”) that’d leave the left writhing in fits of PC disgust  if it were directed at someone whose politics didn’t make them Untouchable; keep up the good work. 

That noise you’re hearing is the sound of the left scraping the ground below the bottom of the barrel.

5 Responses to “A Parliament Of Third-Graders”

  1. K-Rod Says:

    The crowd for the opposing team never boos the water-boy or the bench warmer.

  2. Ben Says:

    first off it proves that libs don’t have a sense of humor, second anyone who calls penigma moderate is instantly discredited from having a valid opinion. If penigma is a moderate in their eyes… wow, just wow.

  3. Chuck Says:

    Hey Mitch, let’s have a thread on John Kerry’s kid getting a DWI last night. What? You didn’t read about it in the Star-Tribune? Well, yes. There is a news blackout on it. I mean, if Bristal Palin drove bombed last night, that would be different.

  4. DiscordianStooj Says:

    Yep, news blackout. Only ultra-conservatives sites like Huffington Post and Yahoo News are reporting it. By the way, she was under the legal limit. What a compelling story.

  5. mnbubba Says:

    Oh fer Chrissakes, leave the kidz alone. All of them, without exception, are a bunch of warped f*kkups as a result of their parent’s narcissistic personality disorders, psychoses and megalomanias.

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