Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:
The figures are in: median income was up last year. Everybody made more money. The Obama Recovery is a complete success.
In completely unrelated news, which in no way detracts from the amazing brilliance of the Light Bringer’s economic miracle, we changed the way we count median income.
Looks as if the numbers are no longer drawn from fake reports, they’re cut from whole cloth right at the DNC headquarters and pasted directly into the newspaper. If only we had a cadre of trained, professional investigators who could critically examine press releases for believability, much less veracity.