Zero Sum

By Mitch Berg

I caught the movie Dunkirk the Saturday before last.

I’ll be reviewing it in a separate piece later this week or early next.

In the meantime – this “Feminist” review of the movie is enough to make you wonder if we really saved western civilization at the end of WW2, or merely delayed its demise.  It’s from “Marie Claire”, and it’s as bad as you might expect. 

One extracted bit of foul written effluvia – by no means the worst:

But my main issue with Dunkirk is that it’s so clearly designed for men to man-out over. And look, it’s not like I need every movie to have “strong female leads.” Wonder Woman can probably tide me over for at least a year, and I understand that this war was dominated by brave male soldiers. I get that. But the packaging of the film, the general vibe, and the tenor of the people applauding it just screams “men-only”—and specifically seems to cater to a certain type of very pretentious man who would love nothing more than to explain to me why I’m wrong about not liking it. If this movie were a dating profile pic, it would be a swole guy at the gym who also goes to Harvard. If it was a drink it would be Stumptown coffee. If it was one of your friends, it would be the one who starts his sentences with “I get what you’re saying, but…”

The “writer” – one Mehera Bonner – is so tied to pop-culture cliches, I was tempted to think the whole thing was a McSweeneys level parody of “feminist” writing.  Indeed, the title suggests “parody” with all the subtlety of a “Real Housewives” makeover: “I Think ‘Dunkirk’ Was Mediocre at Best, and It’s Not Because I’m Some Naive Woman Who Doesn’t Get It”

If that’s not parody, Ms. Bonner, then yes – your are precisely a naive, cossetted, hot-house flower “feminist” who does not, in fact, “get it”.

Kyle Smith at NRO simultaneously gives Bonner more respect than she deserves, and savages her “writing” even more brutally:

Feminists have a habit of obsessively dividing the world into teams — us, them. Ideas and even facts get considered in the light of whether they are good for Team Woman or not. Instead of seeing men and women as close collaborators in the human project, feminists often suppose that the sexes are rivals, opponents. This is sheer tribalism. Bonner looks at Dunkirk and is irritated that men like the film. She sees it as a celebration of manly courage and bravado, or at least manly endurance and grit, and this repulses her. Feminism means constant maintenance of an imaginary set of scales, and she fears Dunkirk adds weight to the masculine side, tipping the culture away from women. If Dunkirk — “Christopher Nolan’s new directorial gift to men,” she calls it — shows men at their best, it must therefore be bad for women.

There’s a much larger column involved here.

10 Responses to “Zero Sum”

  1. Mammuthus Primigenius Says:

    There is no shortage of entertainment with strong female leads.

  2. justplainangry Says:

    It is not about having, MP, it is about rooting out what you do not like and denying to others.

  3. LearnedFoot Says:

    My girlfriend and 15 year old daughter both thoroughly enjoyed it. I offer them to explain to this dipshit why she is wrong for not liking it.

  4. Mammuthus Primigenius Says:

    Thanks to modern science, we now know that of the 338,000 Allied troops evacuated from Dunkirk, 3380 were transsexuals.
    The story of these “Klingers” has yet to be told.
    Could be a novel in it, MBerg. A damn good novel.

  5. Mitch Berg Says:

    MP – OMG – a WW2 history novel told from the perspective of a fictional trangender group…

  6. Night Writer Says:

    MP – OMG – a WW2 history novel told from the perspective of a fictional trangender group…

    That made me think of William Hurt’s character in The Big Chill. “Did I tell you what happened to me in Viet Nam?”

    I like it when a movie let’s you know – via dog whistle or whatever – what it is. I’d guess the Dunkirk audience doesn’t fret about trailers that clearly show that another movie is a two-tissue box weepy for the gals.

    Speaking of trailers, the Algore commercial before Dunkirk could have been made by the producers the Bataan death march. It took two seconds to understand what it was about, and then I still had to sit through what seemed like a 10-minute lecture. It went on so long, and was so boring, I nearly forgot what movie I came to see. I’ve certainly walked out in the middle of movies before; I don’t think I’ve ever been tempted to walk out during the previews. I’m certainly glad I stuck it out, however.

  7. justplainangry Says:

    audiobook to be narrated by Chelsey Manning

  8. Mammuthus Primigenius Says:

    Say, wasn’t Dunkirk a retreat?
    Next up, a heroic treatment of the Italian’s retreat from Caporetto. But this one will have women.
    “A Farewell to Arms” is just a romantic restatement of “Throw down your Rifle and Give up.”

  9. gl whisler Says:

    How long until Hollywood makes a movie about Cronkite surrendering the Tet Offensive? It just cries out to be made!

  10. bikebubba Says:

    MP – OMG – a WW2 history novel told from the perspective of a fictional trangender group…

    “Ginger, are you a poof?”
    “I should say not!”

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