Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:
“Hoarding.” Americans are “hoarding” cash in their checking accounts, rather than invest in the stock market.
The analysts quoted in the story say the economy is wonderful, the recession is over, incomes are up so people should be spending like crazy but those darn backwards fearful idiots aren’t even putting money into savings accounts that pay .0000025% interest, they’re leaving it in checking. Morons.
Or, it could be that ordinary Americans hear the phony economics reports but see the economy around them and choose to believe their eyes. The economy is not wonderful. The fact they’re claiming it is, provides evidence we cannot believe them. A bigger nest egg is a wise precaution.
Next up, watch for Liberal politicians to suggest that banks should assess a “surplus savings surcharge” on hoarders’ bank accounts, then deposit the proceeds into the accounts of non-profit companies ostensibly working for low-income clients but actually donating to Democrats.
Joe Doakes
Today’s quips are tomorrow’s Elizabeth Warren bills.
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