Peek A Boo
By Mitch Berg
Johnny Deep wants to know when the last time a President was shot by an actor.
My question; does Depp know when the last time an actor was chased into a barn and died in a hail of gunfire?
But I”ll take it easy on Mr. Depp. He’s been too busy assassinating his own career for the last few years.
June 26th, 2017 at 7:21 am
Johnny Derp.
June 26th, 2017 at 8:06 am
From what I see, Depp’s personal life is a slow-mo train wreck. My reassurance is knowing there is no amount of cocaine or boot-licking which can cure a person being a professional rectum.
June 26th, 2017 at 1:21 pm
Ya’ know, when you start making ad hominem attacks on actors, you begin to sound a lot like Donny.
When do you begin showing any outrage that our President may have cooperated with former KGB officers to attempt to subvert our election? You seem to have plenty of outrage for some stray actor (and no, I don’t think Depp was cool/right/or proper to say what he said, but it’s small potatoes). Where is your outrage over a REAL attempt to defraud our election?
I’d attack Trump, but given his questionable business acumen and that he mostly is only able to get loans from Russian banks (and/or Deutsche Bank which is in bed with the Ruskies), I’ll take it easy on him.
You are so silent on the Ruskies, I almost wondered if people like you have decided to take money from them to run their propaganda too, but I’m buoyed by the fact that I know you have more morals than Trump.
June 26th, 2017 at 8:12 pm
Jeepers Pen, I’m thinking your malaise looking for a boogeyman has driven your mind to irrationality.
June 26th, 2017 at 9:43 pm
Fun with numbers…Mr. Depp reports on the numerical infrequency of United States presidential (fatal) assassinations carried out by professional actors. Let’s put this to further analysis.
Numerical Facts:
• There were 4 United States Presidents assassinated during the life of the republic to date.
• One of the assassins was a professional actor.
• The historic probability of a presidential assassin being an actor is therefore 25%.
• The number of professional actors in the United States is 48,620 or about .016% of the population. (https://www.bls.gov/oes/current/oes272011.htm)
• Therefore the actual mathematical probability of an actor assassin calculates to a rate that shows it is 1,562.5 more likely for him to assassinate the president of the United States than expected.
My God! Looking at the numbers that way, we should put a watch on every single actor in this great nation. If you further cull that 48,620 number down by those actors who were similar to assassin John Wilkes Booth (a smarmy, heart-throbber, swash-buckling, Southerner, white male with strange political ideas), the likelihood of Johnny Depp to be a potential assassin grows even stronger.
Hello…Secret Service…can we discuss probability…yes…it is a very high probability…
June 27th, 2017 at 8:43 am
Pen, I’ll show some outrage about the possibility that the KGB conspired with the President’s campaign to steal the election when….there is some actual, you know, evidence for that position. Did you notice that three CNN reporters just resigned over one
bull…nonsense story about this?By the way, Deutsche Bank remembers Weimar, so getting loans from them does not exactly indicate anything bad about Mr. Trump. And, ahem, source?
In this case, there is plenty of room for criticism of Depp, who richly earns a visit from the Secret Service and a couple of monitoring warrants as a result of this. Sorry, if you said this kind of nonsense about Obama, you’d get it, and rightly so.