Shot in the Dark

Conservatives In The Mist

Google is reaching out to hire something foreign, and a little scary, to them.

Conservatives:

In the weeks since the Nov. 8 election, Google has ramped up efforts to hire Republican lobbying firms and in-house lobbyists to change the composition of its Washington office, according to three lobbyists with knowledge of the matter.

The company also posted an advertisement for a manager for conservative outreach and public policy partnership, seeking a “liaison to conservative, libertarian and free market groups.”

I’m available to serve as a conservative-to-Silicon-Valley interpreter.

I offer the same service to the Twin Cities media.  Have your people call my people.

For a price.

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8 responses to “Conservatives In The Mist”

  1. Alt-right Jethrene Clampett Avatar
    Alt-right Jethrene Clampett

    I think that they are looking for a Ross Douthat conservative.
    You, Mitch Berg, are not a Ross Douthat conservative.

  2. Prince of Darkness_666 Avatar
    Prince of Darkness_666

    Does anyone have video of these people breaking down in there offices on election night? I’d also like to offer my services.

  3. Swiftee Plisken Avatar
    Swiftee Plisken

    Everyone, well everyone that counts, agrees that liberalism is a disease. It’s also communicable, and virulent.

    Any conservative the is exposed to the vat of barking moonbats at Google would have to undergo months of precautionary inoculations, with monthly check-ups.

    Even with that, the strongest couldn’t withstand the vacuous, mind numbing barrage for more than a year without succumbing. I am confident I could go in there tightly wrapped in layers of the many moonbat pelts I’ve collected over the years, and be chilled to the bone after 10 months, frozen stiff in 12.

    Given your history of accommodating some of the less rapacious leftists, Mitch, I don’t think this is the job for you.

    Remember what happened to Charles Johnson.

  4. The Big Stink Avatar
    The Big Stink

    I will offer my services as a conservative guide – for a modest sum, of course. We can schedule a time for you to leave the inner city and venture into the suburban swamp in a quest for the elusive, mythical conservative journalist. Please indicate if you will be mounting – or eating the conservative.

  5. bikebubba Avatar
    bikebubba

    It boggles the mind that Silicon Valley hasn’t turned on the Democrats after the past eight years. How much data does the NSA need to get before they clue in? How many patents need to be stolen in Asia before they clue in?

  6. Seflores Avatar
    Seflores

    “I offer the same service to the Twin Cities media. Have your people call my people. For a price.”
    From the Mary Tyler Moore Show… episode where ‘Lou Grant’ gets promoted to Program Manager – ‘Lou Grant’:
    “They didn’t want any new ideas. They way just wanted me to take the money and smile. I didn’t mind taking the money… but the smiling was killing me!”

  7. FeatherBlade Avatar
    FeatherBlade

    “indicate if you will be mounting – or eating the conservative.”

    As if their hobbies weren’t perverse enough…

  8. The Big Stink Avatar
    The Big Stink

    I left that door open, didn’t I, Blade? After I wrote it I sensed that the most perverse, misguided and pathetic would seize the opportunity. You have proven your mettle. We salute you.

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