Dear “Representative” McCollum

By Mitch Berg

To:  Representative Betty McCollum, (D MN-4)

From:  Mitch Berg, your “Constituent”

Re:  Office procedure.

Dear Representative McCollum,

I realize that it might be easier to leave things be than actually deal with a constituent who differs from an approach you no doubt committed to take on the issue long, long ago…

…but would it kill you to clear out some space on your voicemail?

That is all.

MBerg

3 Responses to “Dear “Representative” McCollum”

  1. Mr. Shirt Says:

    You’re just luck she doesn’t call the cops on you. 😉

  2. PeterH Says:

    Maybe her voicemail was filled with a long message from little Maddie.

  3. J. Ewing Says:

    Try sending her a FAX.

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