Shot in the Dark

New Math

The Strib, pro forma, notes:

A much smaller group of counterprotesters held signs and shouted slogans supporting the troops, the war and Bush.

They left out “dominated every argument with calm style”.

And while our numbers were certainly small, I called my friend from Citizens for a Supine “Safer” Minnesota for an estimate.

“You had close to 1000 people there”, she said upon looking at the group picture.

I always feel better about numbers after I talk with her.


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67 responses to “New Math”

  1. Mitch Avatar
    Mitch

    You insinuated that I was lying when I said I would try to get to the protests.

    Goodness. Wouldn’t want to insinuate anyone wasn’t telling the truth, would we?

  2. Yossarian Avatar

    in your last post, I get the distinct impression that you’re insinuating that I am lying about what I was doing this weekend.

    Doug, I’d like you to meet irony. Irony. . . Doug.

    Honestly, for a guy who insinuates Mitch lied about his experience while counter-protesting, you sure are an indignant sort when someone mocks you with the same insinuation regarding your weekend activities.

  3. Yossarian Avatar

    D’oh!

    What Mitch said.

  4. Doug Avatar

    Yossarian said,

    “Doug, I’d like you to meet irony. Irony. . . Doug.”

    Yossaian, let me introduce you to Mr. Setup and Mr. Punchline.

  5. billhedrick Avatar
    billhedrick

    OK, do we really need to keep asserting the other person’s dick is not as large as ours?

  6. Mitch Avatar
    Mitch

    let me introduce you to Mr. Setup and Mr. Punchline.

    Michael Richards called and left a message: “Write your own damn rationalizations”.

  7. Yossarian Avatar

    OK, do we really need to keep asserting the other person’s dick is not as large as ours?

    Now, now, I think this thread has established beyond a shadow of a doubt Doug is, by far, the bigger dick.

  8. Doug Avatar

    You see… Now that was funny.

    I knew you had it in you

  9. billhedrick Avatar
    billhedrick

    really? I found it mean spirited.

  10. RickDFL Avatar
    RickDFL

    Mitch:
    “Ah. If Wikipedia says it, that must be that.”

    They just go by what the U.S. Census bureau says: “In 2006, the oldest of the baby boomers, the generation born between 1946 and 1964, will turn 60 years old.”

    About dot com agrees.
    http://geography.about.com/od/populationgeography/a/babyboom.htm

    So do these people:
    http://www.itseemslikeyesterday.com/BabyBoom/factoids.asp

    “Rubbish, Rick. The “baby boom” was the children of World War II veterans and people of that age. I am not”

    Hey if my math is wrong I apologize. But if you were 38 in 2001, you are “of the age” of someone born before 1964.

    It is a close call – maybe you can get some special dispensation from Joan Baez – I hear she is still the official keeper of the boomer flame.

  11. Mitch Avatar
    Mitch

    Rick,

    There’s a post in this. Stay tuned.

  12. Doug Avatar

    bill said,

    “really? I found it mean spirited.

    Na. Mean spirited would have been if I had added, “but we’re not here to talk about Mitch Berg’ dick” right after I told Yossarian “I knew you had it in you”.

    Now THAT would have been mean spirited.

  13. Mitch Avatar
    Mitch

    And there Doug goes again – from “verging on admirable” to “loathsome”, inside of 24 hours!

  14. Doug Avatar

    Oh please Mitch. I have a reputation to maintain. You should know that by now.

  15. Kermit Avatar
    Kermit

    Somewhere a beeper is going off. Hold on, Doug! Help is on the way!

  16. Doug Avatar

    Kermit said,

    “Somewhere a beeper is going off. Hold on, Doug! Help is on the way!”

    Whew! That’s better. I was worried we were getting dangerously close to a group hug.

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