Close To Home
By Mitch Berg
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:
Pakistani suicide bomber kills 70 including scores of lawyers.
Now wait just a minute . . . .
Joe Doakes
Now it’s getting serious.
10 Responses to “Close To Home”
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August 16th, 2016 at 6:37 am
“The lawyers rushed to protest the killing of another lawyer”.
Apparently, it isn’t safe to protest anything these days.
August 16th, 2016 at 8:03 am
God, am I going to see another class action lawsuit commercial on cable TV now. “If you or someone you know were killed or injured in a Pakistani Jihad attack, we can get you big money. Even if you weren’t injured, we can still get you the compensation you deserve.”
August 16th, 2016 at 8:05 am
“Did you hear, did you hear? A bus with scores of lawyers just drove off a cliff!”
“Oh, no! What could possibly be worse?”
“There were five empty seats.”
August 16th, 2016 at 8:16 am
I was wondering why hell got a sudden influx of lawyers.
August 16th, 2016 at 10:19 am
Wow. What massive tone deafness to the violent loss of human life.
I wonder if you would be doing the same thing if it were people with whom you identified?
No? That is the essence of hypocrisy. And it’s why a lot of people find you to be divisive us vs them hypocrites who don’t value human life.
Conservatives = evil people, when they think and believe like you do. It is just one more reason why there is so little respect for the conservatives who claim they want to practice their religion by imposing their hate on other people. Good christian conservatives either ARE you guys, or are happy to vote with you, giving you their seal of acceptance and approval. It’s offensive to a wide cross section of Americans.
August 16th, 2016 at 11:31 am
massive tone deafness to the violent loss of human life.
IT WAS A LAWYER JOKE.
Speaking of tone-deafness.
You’ve been descending into self-parody for the better part of five years, DG. How can you possibly descend further than this comment?
August 16th, 2016 at 11:42 am
Conservatives = evil people, when they think and believe like you do. It is just one more reason why there is so little respect for the conservatives who claim they want to practice their religion by imposing their hate on other people. Good christian conservatives either ARE you guys, or are happy to vote with you, giving you their seal of acceptance and approval. It’s offensive to a wide cross section of Americans.
Berg’s 7th
August 16th, 2016 at 1:59 pm
DISQUALIFIED!
I am a lawyer, DG. I am allowed to make lawyer jokes.
You are not a lawyer, DG. You are not allowed to make lawyer jokes. And you are not allowed to criticize lawyers who make lawyer jokes.
If you want that privilege, DG, Mitchell Hamline will sell it to you in exchange for $120,000 and four years of your life. Get back to us when you are qualified to comment.
August 16th, 2016 at 2:01 pm
Wow. What massive tone deafness to the violent loss of human life.
One thing you can rely on from a leftist: ZERO sense of humor. Goes hand in hand with being perpetually aggrieved and special snowflakes like Trigglypuff needing their safe spaces.
What a glaring contradiction with today’s modern liberal/prog women: The STRONG INDEPENDENT feminist reduced to tears and rage over……..words.
August 16th, 2016 at 2:08 pm
Remember “Rush Hour” where Chris Tucker goes into a bar in a Black neighborhood and greets a Black guy with “Wassup, mah nigga?”
In the Mel Brooks remake, Dog Gone would come waddling in the door wagging her finger and screeching at him for it.