To: The Abovementioned
From: Mitch Berg, Mere Peasant
Re: Your signage where your mouths are
You are the leaders of Minnesota’s gun-grabber movement. You and your wan little pack of Volvo-driving, alpaca-wearing, NPR-listening, St. Olaf-graduating, ELCA-coiffed followers want to take away Minnesotans’ right and means to defend themselves.
Now, crime in Minnesota is very, very low – and a higher percentage of Minnesotans have carry permits than Texans. Crime is lowest of all in places where the number of legally-carried guns is the highest.
And vice versa.
So you all live in your hideaways in Kenwood, Saint Anthony Park, Crocus Hill, Rochester and Saint Louis Park, in part made safer by the deterrent effect of all of us shooters.
So why not make an integrity move, and eschew that deterrence?
Put one of these babies in your yard:
Show America’s gun culture that you patently reject the collateral benefit of their – our – prudence!
Tell Minnesota – all Minnesotans – that you trust all 5.5 million of your neighbors to stay honest. Tell them that you implicitly trust that if something goes hinky, that you trust the police will be there fast enough to make a difference.
You do trust the police to protect you, just as you want us to trust them – don’t you?
Please see to this immediately.
What? You’re not afraid, are you?
Because I’d hate to think you all were a bunch of hypocrites.
That is all.