To: Samantha Bee, Overpromoted Woman With LibFluff Show
From: Mitch Berg, Uppity Peasant
It is easier to buy either a gun or get an abortion or register to vote or buy methamphetamine than it is to put a show on cable entitled, say, “Full Frontal With Mitch Bee”. Because you own that trademark. It’s your, um, “intellectual” property.
The liberal “alt”-media; actually as dumb as the left thinks talk radio is.
That is all.
(Well, not quite all. Remember when everyone was saying John Oliver was the greatest thing since Michael Moore? Brilliant, incisive, yadda yadda? I watched his famous “expose” on Donald Trump. And the big, marquee point that was the conclusion to the whooooooole buildup? The most damning thing they had on Trump, one of the most damnable people in modern American life? His family’s original name was “Drumpf”. That’s it. I want that 25 minutes of my life back).