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Hooray For Hollywood

It’s been a while since I’ve done one of Red’s memes. This one’s about movies.

So I’d best get cranking, huh? 

1. Name a movie that you have seen more than 10 times.

Not as many as I’d have liked.  Casablanca, of course, I’ve seen 44-46 times.  I’ve probably seen Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back,  Return of the King, Maltese Falcon, Das Boot, LA Confidential and The Usual Suspects somewhere close to ten times each, although who’s counting?

2. Name a movie that you’ve seen multiple times in the theater.

Very few!  Being all half-Norwegian and all, that kinda goes against my genetics. 

The only ones that jump to mind are Rocky Horror Picture Show (it’s not like you can watch that one on your VCR, right?), First Blood, probably Star Wars and Rocky, and that was about it.

3. Name an actor that would make you more inclined to see a movie.

I’ve gone to a couple of movies strictly to see Marisa Tomei.  It’s led me into bummers (What Women Want) and stunners (Welcome to Sarajevo). 

Probably Kate Winslet and Paul Giamatti.

4. Name an actor that would make you less likely to see a movie.

I can’t think of any. 

5. Name a movie that you can and do quote from.

Casablanca, This Is Spinal Tap, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Life of Brian all jump to mind. 

6. Name a movie musical that you know all of the lyrics to all of the songs

Probably not what they’re looking for, but the only two I can think of are Tommy and Quadrophenia. Which aren’t really “musicals”, but I’ve never really gotten into them.  I used to know all the drum parts to Cabaret…

UPDATE:  After reading Tommy’s entry, I need to add “every Disney movie that came out when my kids were little” – Lion King, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, Little Mermaid…

7. Name a movie that you have been known to sing along with

Quadrophenia!

“Bell Bo-ee! Carry the bloody baggage out!”

And probably “This Is Spinal Tap”

“Livin’ in a HELL HOLE!  Don’t wanna die in a HELL HOLE!”

8. Name a movie that you would recommend everyone see.

An Inconvenient Truth.  Not.

I really loved Lost In Translation, although I don’t think a lot of people “get” it. 

The Big Red One is one of my favorite war movies – I tip it to war movie buffs all the time.

9. Name a movie that you own.

Not all that many!

10. Name an actor that launched his/her entertainment career in another medium but who has surprised you with his/her acting chops.

Eminem was actually really good in Eight Mile.  And this might get me drummed out of the League of Irate Conservative Talk Hosts, but I thought Ludacris was excellent in Crash.

Oh – Dwight Yoakam was great in When Trumpets Fade and Sling Blade. I had no idea it was him, in either movie.  Impressive.

11. Have you ever seen a movie in a drive-in? If so, what?

We had a drive-in in Jamestown when I was little, and I remember going there with my parents.  I don’t remember any of the movies.  I do remember throwing up macaroni hot dish after we got home from one movie there, though.

12. Ever made out in a movie?

Um, yeah.  Most recently – well, the make-out was more memorable than the movie.  Can’t remember which movie it was.

It was not The English Patient or Leaving Las Vegas, if that helps.

13. Name a movie that you keep meaning to see but just haven’t yet gotten around to it.

So many.  Movies were not a huge part of my life growing up – we didn’t even have a theater in Jamestown for a couple of years.  Red’s got me jonesing to see a lot of things – old Cary Grant and Ingrid Bergman films I’ve missed over the years, Hitchcock stuff, this and that and the other thing.

14. Ever walked out of a movie?

Very rarely.  I’m half Norwegian, remember?  If I think a movie’s going to stink, I don’t waste the money.  I’ve only walked out on two, ever.  I bailed on The Burbs, a movie Tom Hanks made during his fall from grace between Big and Philadelphia, where he kinda jumped the shark for a couple of years.  Awful, horrible movie.  And one time, the kids wheedled me into taking them to Little Nicky, the worst Adam Sandler movie ever.  I marched us outta there in about ten minutes.

I almost left Red Dawn after about twenty minutes, but stuck it out.  I still debate that decision; the movie remains the guiltiest of all guilty pleasures.

15. Name a movie that made you cry in the theater.

I don’t cry.  But Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind was incredibly emotionally affecting.  And I’ll go along with Red – A Walk To Remember was very, very good (and would have been better had Nicholas Sparks been able to write a story that didn’t have such a schmaltzy, overblown, artificial ending).

16. Popcorn? 

Light butter.  The Riverview in Minneapolis makes the best popcorn ever – sorry, Uptown Theater, but it’s the truth.

17. How often do you go to the movies (as opposed to renting them or watching them at home)?

10-12 times a year.

18. What’s the last movie you saw in the theater?

Casino Royale at the Roseville (a second-run $2 house).

19. What’s your favorite/preferred genre of movie?

Noirs, good war movies, and just about anything with a really good story.

20. What’s the first movie you remember seeing in the theater?

Bambi.  At the Grand in Jamestown.  I think I was 4.

21. What movie do you wish you had never seen?

The Phantom Menace. That movie made me angry! 

22. What is the weirdest movie you enjoyed?

Not sure how to answer that.  Nothing is really “weird” to me; I am a pretty nonsequential person.

23. What is the scariest movie you’ve seen?

I don’t really go to scary movies much.  I figure if I want to be scared, I’ll just lie in bed and contemplate my life for a while. 

I got wheedled into seeing The Ring once.  Hated hated hated it.

24. What is the funniest movie you’ve seen?

Too many to count.  Movies where I remember laughing so hard I thought I was going to be hurt:  Airplane, Naked Gun, A Fish Called Wanda (John Cleese’s Russian scene), and, much as it shames me to admit it, the “terrorist” scene in Jackass Number Two.


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17 responses to “Hooray For Hollywood”

  1. Bill C Avatar

    1. Name a movie that you have seen more than 10 times.

    Star Wars, Top Gun, American Graffiti, Back to the Future 1 & 2

    2. Name a movie that you’ve seen multiple times in the theater.

    None that I can recall.

    3. Name an actor that would make you more inclined to see a movie.

    I’m more worried about the plot than I am the actors

    4. Name an actor that would make you less likely to see a movie.

    Same

    5. Name a movie that you can and do quote from.

    The Spongebob Squarepants movie, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Airplane!

    6. Name a movie musical that you know all of the lyrics to all of the songs.

    none

    7. Name a movie that you have been known to sing along with.

    Can’t think of any

    8. Name a movie that you would recommend everyone see.

    I thought Night At The Museum was a really good lighthearted movie, and the ciritcs ripped it.

    Can’t go wrong with anything from Christopher Guest

    9. Name a movie that you own.

    Of the few movies we own that aren’t kids movies, that are MY movies: Real Genius , UHF, and a boxed set of the Back to the Future trilogy.

    10. Name an actor that launched his/her entertainment career in another medium but who has surprised you with his/her

    acting chops.

    Can’t think of any offhand.

    11. Have you ever seen a movie in a drive-in? If so, what?

    My parents took me to drive-ins a lot when I was a kid. But only one movie I saw at a drive-in really stands out: The original Alien.

    12. Ever made out in a movie?

    Actually, no. Cuddled, but not made out.

    13. Name a movie that you keep meaning to see but just haven’t yet gotten around to it.

    too many to list

    14. Ever walked out of a movie?

    Yes, one. The Dracula, Prince of Darkness circa 1993-ish

    15. Name a movie that made you cry in the theater.

    Not CRY, but I still get choked up at the ballroom scene in Disney’s Beauty and the Beast.

    16. Popcorn?

    Yes. Lots of butter, no salt.

    17. How often do you go to the movies (as opposed to renting them or watching them at home)?

    1-2 times per year when we go see the in-laws and pawn the kids off on them so wifey and I can catch a movie or dinner and a movie.

    18. What’s the last movie you saw in the theater?

    Night at the Museum

    19. What’s your favorite/preferred genre of movie?

    Comedy and Action

    20. What’s the first movie you remember seeing in the theater?

    The Gumball Rally with my dad, ~1974

    21. What movie do you wish you had never seen?

    Don’t have one

    22. What is the weirdest movie you enjoyed?

    Can’t remember the name, but it was some post-apocolyptic movie about a female super-person. I want to say Barbed Wire, but I know it wasn’t Pamela whats-her-face in it. It was some no-name British chick. It was around the same time that Showgirls was out, because I remember watching both movies at a party, and everyone else thought both of them sucked, so we never finished either, much to my disappointment.

    23. What is the scariest movie you’ve seen?

    The two horror movies that rattled me enough that I considered walking out (but didnt) were Phantasm II (never saw I) and The Prince Of Darkness.

    24. What is the funniest movie you’ve seen?

    UHF, any Zucker/Abrams/Zucker movie, All the Austin Powers movies, Analyze This/That and Meet The Parents/Fockers. I didn’t see MP and the Holy Grail til the middle of my junior year of college, but I spent the months preceeding that viewing hanging out with lots of people who CONSTANTLY were quoting lines from that movie. So I knew a lot of the movie just from osmosis. There was a party at one guy’s house and we all sat around watching it. Finally seeing the context of the lines I had heard for the past several months made it that much better. By the time the movie was over, my sides were sore and I was out of breath from laughing so much and so hard.

    There are a couple others I’ve watched on my computer late at night. that were so funny I had to purposefully squelch my laughter so as not to wake my sleeping wife. But they are the kind of stupid humor movies she would have no interest in, and now I can’t remember the titles of them either.

    (here’s hoping I have all my tags closed and everything correct)

  2. mike Avatar
    mike

    1. I’ve seen varying amounts of The Dirty Dozen at least 50 times after landing on it during a channel surf, but I can honestly say I’ve never seen the entire thing from start to finish. I typically come in around the time Lee Marvin is reviewing the “volunteers”.

    11. Tons. We were a two drive-in town. Most memorable was probably The Road Warrior as I had no idea what I was in for.

    18. Last summer I took a day off work and drove 500 miles to Winnipeg with some buddies to see the premiere of The Trailer Park Boys Movie. It was the only time I’ve been in a theater since well before my 5 1/2 yr old was born.

    I’m not proud of myself.

  3. Bill C Avatar

    Oh, and add OfficeSpace to #24. Anyone who has worked in corporate America for a year or longer will totally understand and identify with that movie.

  4. mike Avatar
    mike

    BillC:

    9. I own Real Genius AND Valley Girl for the same reason – Deborah Foreman.

    Again, I’m not proud of this.

    22. Tank Girl ?

  5. nerdbert Avatar
    nerdbert

    1-2. Too large a number to count. Work as a projectionist sometime. It’s great for an in-college job. You get to put together the movies the night before they come out and you have to watch them that night just in case the movie company screwed up and you didn’t get all the right parts or dupes. Generally you watch with a few well-selected friends and a few beverages that would normally get you thrown out of a theater. Just make sure Friday classes start late! It does wear on you, though. You get to see great stuff first, but you have no choice but to watch the dogs, too.

    6-7. What, you missed the Rocky Horror generation?

    14. Again, having been forced to watch too many dogs (see above job) these days I’m quite willing to walk.

    16. As a former projectionist I say plain. It’s safer. (A buddy opened a theater with barstools and tables that served full meals with a booze license with 2nd run movies. THAT was a GREAT place to hang out.)

  6. Chad The Elder Avatar

    You made out in “Shindler’s List,” didn’t you?

  7. Fresch Fisch Avatar
    Fresch Fisch

    Mitch! I found it!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ksDUUkaoqY

    there are even betters versions from the many Darkness era shows

  8. RickDFL Avatar
    RickDFL

    Mitch-

    I have to say it is scary how many movie faves we share in common. If you like Big Red One, check out Sam Fuller’s autobiography.

  9. Mitch Avatar
    Mitch

    Fisch – Thanks! That particular “Backstreets” warrants a post of its own. Tomorrow.

    Rick, re Fuller: Very yes. Amazing guy.

  10. Colleen Avatar
    Colleen

    We hardly ever know of anyone that’s heard of “Das Boot” let alone it’s one of their favorites. We own it and although it doesn’t make for light-hearted viewing, watch it every so often. It is good.

  11. Jeff Kouba Avatar

    Agreed, Lost In Translation is a gem.

    My Red Dawn story. I saw it twice, in high school. (For purposes of the meme, one of the very few movies I’ve seen more than once in the theater. There’s Norwegian in me too! Combined with the German in me, I’ll go to my grave grappling with the undertaker for my wallet.)

    The first time I saw it was with mostly a male audience. There were quite a few airmen there from nearby Minot Air Force base, and it was like the USA-Russia hockey game. Cheering, chants of USA, etc…

    So, that being a good time, we went again with some of our gals. Ugh. Completely different audience and atmosphere. The gals hated the movie, thought it was depressing, and wondered why the heck we dragged them to such a downer.

  12. Mitch Avatar
    Mitch

    Jeff – Hah! I might have to do a thread of Red Dawn stories. I’ve heard so many over the years.

    Colleen – the first time I saw Das Boot was with my college advanced German class, at the professor’s place; in German, no subtitles (still my favorite way to watch it). Was hoping to subtly hit on one of my classmates. We all got too overwhelmingly depressed to think much about the opposite sex…

    …but I still love it.

  13. Mitch Avatar
    Mitch

    You made out in “Shindler’s List,” didn’t you?

    Nope – that’d be Red (as noted in her post). But as Red and I have discussed in the past, Enemy At The Gates turned into an unexpectedly good date movie.

    And not just because of the sniper stuff.

  14. sheila Avatar
    sheila

    Enemy at the Gates … yeah … random HOT sex scene. I forgot we talked about that. I think you called it “feral”? hahaha so true.

  15. sheila Avatar
    sheila

    Oh, and I love Das Boot. Old family favorite.

  16. Mitch Avatar
    Mitch

    Old family favorite.

    I’m picturing the O’Malley clan gathering around the fireplace, Dad putting the tape into the VCR as the grandkids and nephews battle for the best pillow spots on the floor, Sheila rattling off details about Jürgen Prochnow’s greatest moments as a new obsession builds…

  17. sheila Avatar
    sheila

    hahaha Yeah, really.

    No – I actually think my parents took us kids to see it in the movie theatre, if I remember correctly. I would have been … 12 at the time?? It was the early 80s. But I LOVED that movie. My parents had seen it and loved it and knew they wanted us to see it. Sometimes they did cool things like that with us – like letting us stay up late to see The Sting, on a school night!! We had never seen it, and in the days before VCRs you never knew when The Sting would come around as a movie-of-the-week again – so you HAD to see it when it was on!

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