It Occurred To Me This Morning
By Mitch Berg
Steve thought he’d surprise his wife with an anniversary gift. He went to the travel agency, and bought tickets for a sea cruise from his agent, Rajiv.
Sarah was ecstatic. She’d always wanted to take a sea cruise.
On the day they were supposed to sail, they went to the docks. A man in a turban took their ticket – and then ran up the gangplank, and, as Steve and Sarah looked on dumbfounded, hoisted it. Other swarthy turban-clad men cast off the lines and fired up the engines. The ship set sail without Steve or Sarah (or any of the other passengers).
“Damn”, said Steve. “It was a Sikh ruse”.
March 13th, 2007 at 8:41 am
So now we know where the Un-Known Comic from the Gong Show went.
March 13th, 2007 at 8:58 am
Please stop…
March 13th, 2007 at 10:59 am
“The right people will get it”.
— Joel Hodgson
March 13th, 2007 at 11:05 am
Ba dum bump.
March 13th, 2007 at 12:31 pm
Please don’t tell me that you’re comparing this Reader’s Digest “Laughter is the Best Medicine” quality of humor to the genius of MST3K.
March 13th, 2007 at 12:35 pm
The room is too hip for you.
March 13th, 2007 at 12:37 pm
Please don’t tell me that you’re comparing
Comparing?
No.
Declaring victory over.
March 13th, 2007 at 5:39 pm
Dude.
March 13th, 2007 at 10:00 pm
You have a very enjoyable sense of humor Mitch.
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