To: Democrat Party
From: Mitch Berg, cantankerous peasant
Re: A Heartfelt Request
Do you Democrats,
Please, please, please, please please please nominate Bernie Sanders for president.
He is the only candidate genuinely acceptable to real progressives – and you are real progressive, aren’t you?
Just saying – given Senator Sanders keen grasp of the issues, it be insane not to nominate him.
That is all.