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What Really Happened Up There?

By Johnny Roosh

By now everyone has heard the sound bite from Flight 188’s First Officer Cole:

The first officer of the Northwest Airlines jet that missed its destination by 150 miles says there was no fight in the cockpit, neither he nor the captain had fallen asleep and the passengers were never in any danger.

But in an interview with The Associated Press two days after he and a colleague blew past their destination as air traffic controlled tried frantically to reach them, pilot Richard Cole would not say just what it was that led to them to forget to land Flight 188.

So just what was it?

What Really Happened in the Cockpit of NWA Flight 188?
Pilot was drawing Vikings’ plays on the nav screen like Madden; was inadvertently steering the plane
They wanted to be national heroes like Sully; Accidentally chased Canada Geese into Wisconsin
They were kissing
The Crew were watching reruns of The Office on the cockpit DVD Player
They were Hope-ing the government would Change their flightpath
They were seeking political asylum in Green Bay
They are lying; grateful that the flight recorder only records the last 30 minutes; so no snoring
  
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If they were watching reruns of The Office on the cockpit DVD player and it was that episode where Jim tells Pam that he loves her but she can only be friends…and if the pilots didn’t cry over that episode for at least 150 miles…then I wouldn’t want them in my cockpit anyway.

This entry was posted by by Johnny Roosh on Saturday, October 24th, 2009 at 11:13 am and is filed under HUMOR, Stupid. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

2 Responses to “What Really Happened Up There?”

  1. PeterH Says:
    October 26th, 2009 at 11:37 am

    They are going to have a hard time selling the investigators their story.

  2. K-Rod Says:
    October 29th, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    *cue 5 cents back*

    “…Gonna join the mile high club
    At thirty-seven thousand feet…”

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