Open Letter To Sorosers

By Mitch Berg

To: Paid “independent” “alternative” water-carriers for George Soros (et. al)

From: Mitch Berg, actual independent

Re:  Your Latest Meme

So first, we had “truther” – people, usually Democrats (including, during the 2004 election, as many as a third of Democrats, according to one survey which, to be fair, didn’t distinguish between respondents with questions and the real true believers), who believe that George W. Bush and the US government were behind 9/11.

Then came the “birthers” – people, usually Republicans (including, during the past election, as many as a quarter of Republicans, according to one survey which, to be fair once again, didn’t distinguish between true believers and those who are merely curious about the flap about Obama’s birth certificate), who question President Obama’s constitutional qualification to be President.

The meme is thus set; taking an oddball conspiracy, tacking “-er” onto the end to connote a sense of unthinking, unreasoning credulity, even insanity.

Which brings us to the latest manifestation of this meme – the “Tenther“.

Of course, while 9/11 and Birth Certificate conspiracies are easily and often hilariously debunked, the Tenth Amendment of the US Constitution has the inconvenient properties of being both part of the United States Constitution and, as it happens, an inconvenient hurdle (for those who see the Constitution as “hurdles” to big government) to the current Administration’s more gigantistic plans (i.e., most of them).
Which explains, I suspect, the Alinskier and Soroser fingerprints on the whole meme.  Otherwise, the left’s most-considered response is “States Rights?  Why, that means you favor slavery!”

That is all-er.

8 Responses to “Open Letter To Sorosers”

  1. Master of None Says:

    I’m a tenther, and a firster, and a seconder, and a …….

  2. Mitch Berg Says:

    I guess I’d be a “Biller”.

  3. Master of None Says:

    That would be shorter.

  4. Master of None Says:

    I’m not much of an eighteenther.

  5. Badda Says:

    Peev’s still a wanker.

    Zing!

  6. Terry Says:

    If the left really thinks really thinks the tenth amendment allows slavery all they have to do is repeal it. I imagine that the necessary majorities would vote against slavery.
    Kind of redundant, what with amendments 13, 14, and 15.

  7. ak Says:

    The lefty bloggers that aren’t wankers are criminals who’ve been sitting on convictions.

    I wonder how many more leftybloggers are going to wind up with violent crime records?

  8. Terry Says:

    For what it’s worth, a conservative blogger claims that Ayers told her that he wrote Dreams From My Father:

    Then, unprompted he said–I wrote Dreams From My Father. I said, oh, so you admit it. He said–Michelle asked me to. I looked at him. He seemed eager. He’s about my height, short. He went on to say–and if you can prove it, we can split the royalties. So I said, stop pulling my leg. Horrible thought. But he came again–I really wrote it, the wording was similar. I said I believe you probably heavily edited it. He said–I wrote it. I said–why would I believe you, you’re a liar.

    http://backyardconservative.blogspot.com/2009/10/bill-ayers-no-dream.html

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