Michael Moore Hates The Free Market.

By Mitch Berg

And it’s mutual; Capitalism has Moore’s poorest opening since his 2002 Oscar-winning exercise in fraud, Bowling for Columbine.

How bad?  Even Woody Harrelson beat out Moore over the weekend which, given their relative box-office performances over the past year, is a little like Yemen beating the US in basketball.

5 Responses to “Michael Moore Hates The Free Market.”

  1. Bogus Doug Says:

    To be fair, the Woody Harrelson movie has zombies.

  2. Mr. D Says:

    To be fair, the Woody Harrelson movie has zombies.

    And zombies are always much more entertaining than strawmen.

  3. Troy Says:

    And zombies are always much more entertaining than strawmen.

    But harder to kill.

  4. Ben Says:

    Best.Story.of.the.Year
    some quotes from the IMDB board:

    Hey Michael, if you hate capitalism so much Show the movie for free. Hypocrite.

    Michael Mooore is a Capitalist. He makes fat stacks of cash off his films. If he wanted to prove he isn’t a capitalist, he should show his film for free and give away the DVD’s.
    I can’t figure out how people can even take him seriousely.

    So Michael Moore is donating 100% of the procedes to the poor right. I mean he wouldn’t be like all selfish and capatalistic and actually keep the profits now would he??…haha

  5. Night Writer Says:

    Michael Moore showing the movie for free and giving away DVD copies of it? Why, that would make as much sense as him gong to Cuba for stomach-stapling surgery after releasing Sicko. Not going to happen.

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