Roland The Brainless Would-Be Gunner

To: Roland Windsor, Dementee

From: Mitch Berg, uppity present

Re: Advice

Mr. Windsor:

You, a former staffer for Jimmy Carter, recently wrote:

“Republicans and conservatives are the enemy. They are expendable. They will be targets in the Revolution when it comes” writes Roland Windsor Vincent, in a recent post on his blog, Army Of The Revolution.

The face of incontinent fear.

The entry, entitled “Protect Animals And The Environment. Shoot Republicans“, centers around animal rights and how “active Republican and conservatives voters are enabling the Animal Holocaust” and “If we were to start shooting Republicans, we would likely not harm a single friend of animals or the environment.”

Oh, I know you’re a pathetic, probably mentally ill old man, raving at the demons you see around you and racking up a long list of Berg’s Seventh Law violations on the way.  But on the left, you have all sorts of fans, so while you’re a side show, the rest of the circus clowns in your crowd are just a little too easily impressed by that kind of talk.

But anyway – make your first shot count, you muzzy-headed, walrus-faced disgrace to humanity. You won’t get a second.

That is all.

13 thoughts on “Roland The Brainless Would-Be Gunner

  1. Maybe the reason liberals are so big on gun control is they know what they would do with a gun? Maybe it’s simply to keep themselves out of jail?

    I think you mean “make your first shot count” in the second to last paragraph.

    But looking at the guy’s blog, boy, what a piece of work. To quote my host, it would be amazing what could be done if we had an entire profession with printing presses, computers, and the like who would look into the backgrounds of those who would work for the government. Just imagine!

  2. Guys like him are evidence of the greatness of the United States for the last 50 years or so.

    In an earlier century, before we had the prosperity to afford to subsidize a class of idlers and hangers-on, he’d have been too busy working to feed himself to worry about animal rights. And after we run out of other people’s money to subsidize the idler-hanger-on class, he’ll be too busy working to feed himself to worry about animal rights. He’s a hot-house flower, blooming in perfect conditions rarely seen in nature.

    Animal rights, celebrity transgender worship, solar power, trigger warnings and micro-aggressions – these are frivolous concerns. The fact that people can afford to indulge in them is a sign of the enormous prosperity of this nation.

    Now, whether that prosperity is based on real value or imaginary fiscal policy, and how long we can continue to support frippery, is another matter. For now, I’m just happy to be living in the richest nation the world has ever seen.

  3. I wonder what would happen if he was dropped into the middle of the gun happy, live to hunt and fish, DEMOCRAT stronghold of the Minnesota Iron Range. I assume he’d start ranting about all the Republicans around him. The question is if the local DFLers would shoot him for that insult.

  4. smithStCrx
    – they’ll just take him fishing in the old Canisteo Mine pit
    – tragically an unfastened life-jacket and a slippery spot in the fishing boat will conspire to effect his untimely demise when he falls overboard and sinks all 300 feet to the bottom of the pit.

  5. “I thoroughly disapprove of duels. I consider them unwise and I know they are dangerous. Also, sinful. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet retired spot and kill him.”…….Mark Twain

    Keep this in mind Roland Windsor Vincent !!!

  6. Another reason to start denying gun ownership to the TRULY mentally ill.

    But my guess is he’s had nothing resmbling target practice, let alone any tactical training.

    And is image brings to mind a quote from one of my favorite movies…”So, as your eyes become more and more out of whack, as you’ve gotten older, how many levels of tickness have you gone through?”

  7. The marketing department of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation will be the first up against the wall when the revolution comes. Conservatives and Republicans will be the second.

  8. Ronald:

    I realize it was only one cat, but what did you think about the Clintons murdering a cat to try to win their court case by trying to scare a witness not to testify against Bill?

    Walter Hanson
    Minneapolis, MN

  9. Twain, Adams, Vinnie . . . the level of cultural literacy here is awesome!

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