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19 responses to “And Now a Word From Our New Sponsor”

  1. angryclown Avatar
    angryclown

    Saw the picture, knew it was a post by Johnny Doosh. Is this the kind of material you want on SitD, Mitch? Really. Or have you decided it’s just too hard to put up a blog that reflects your own thoughts and values when you can be much more popular throwing red meat to your wingnut pals?

  2. angryclown Avatar
    angryclown

    Doosh, bet you think this one’s a rib-tickler too!

    http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/09/17/obama.witchdoctor.teaparty/index.html

    You are a repellent group of people.

  3. Johnny Roosh Avatar
    Johnny Roosh

    You are a repellent group of people.

    I’ll bet AC isn’t remotely close to comprehending the irony of submitting that compliment comment.

  4. Terry Avatar
    Terry

    That mustache does make him look a bit like Hitler. Shame on you, Johnny Roosh.

  5. Mitch Berg Avatar
    Mitch Berg

    Dunno, Clown. Perhaps you’ve heard; ACORN – a group that’s utterly in bed with the Dems – seems to have had problems with everything that Roosh just mentioned, and got set up by a guy that was even less plausible-looking than the photoshop of the Prez.

    You can certainly argue with the post’s level of taste. But if you (hypothetically) made even one joke about “wide stances” or GOP reps bagging gay pages, or about John McCain’s teeth, or took Bill Burkett’s memos about President Bush’s TANG service seriously, someone might hypothetically lose a bit of impact.

    Besides, Clown – what was the key lesson of the past eight years?

    That’s right – edgy, edge-of-tasteless satire is the highest form of patriotism!

    God Bless America!

  6. bubbasan Avatar
    bubbasan

    First of all, that’s not a Chaplin/Schicklgruber mustasche! Yeesh, you would think that you guys learned your history in the government schools.

    And sorry, AC, but this ACORN stuff ought to stick, and you ought to be glad it’s this tame.

    And the witch doctor thing? Sorry, but everyone who has ever read National Geographic knows that bones through the nose are Polynesian, not African. The august professors of ethnic studies can’t even get their faux outrage right.

  7. Mr. D Avatar
    Mr. D

    Let’s give Penigma credit for something — after awhile, he stopped trying to dictate Mitch’s content and started his own blog. Maybe that would be a good move for the Fresh Prince of Perth Amboy.

  8. The Observer Avatar
    The Observer

    Why so angry, angry clown? Isn’t that kinda playing into the hands of those who wish to ruffle the ‘ol clown feathers? With free speech and all, isn’t it always better to make it about facts? Otherwise, what’s the use?

    Powerful images tend to do it, but shame on you Terry for the Hitler reference. You have to be a bit predisposed to our favorite Nazi to equate the moustache, as it ain’t there. Time to abandon those demons, sir.

    Just my observations.

  9. swiftee Avatar
    swiftee

    Actually, AssClown, Johnny is tossing red meat to the feverswamp. I’m all for mocking Barry, but I don’t think this is quite the path I’d take.

    ….and if *I* think it’s over the top, it probably is.

  10. painteddog Avatar
    painteddog

    Was the American flag lapel pin a photoshop addition too? Just askin….

  11. Master of None Avatar
    Master of None

    If the photoshopping of Obama ever gets worse than this.

    http://images.quickblogcast.com/42427-38783/bush_monkey.jpg

    Then maybe you’ve got a point.

  12. Complaint Department Avatar
    Complaint Department

    ….and if *I* think it’s over the top, it probably is.

    Thank you for calling the complaint department. We are experiencing unusually high call volumes. Your wait may be longer than usual. Please hold. Your call will be handled in the order it was received.

  13. Kermit Avatar
    Kermit

    Aaw, Clownie’s delicate sensibilities have been bruised. Johnny Roosh you awful racist! And that’s a Ricky Ricardo moustache.

    Say anyone reminded of Velvet Jones?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzY3QV6MkGs

    So appropriate.

  14. Terry Avatar
    Terry

    YOU FLY!
    lol.

  15. swiftee Avatar
    swiftee

    re: The Complaint Dept.

    The next time one of you fuckers look at me like I just landed from Mars, you’re gonna get slapped…just sayin’.

    😉

  16. Johnny Roosh Avatar
    Johnny Roosh

    The next time one of you fuckers look at me like I just landed from Mars you’re gonna get slapped

    Mars? Is Sturgis on Mars?

  17. Kermit Avatar
    Kermit

    I think Swiftee looks like one of those guys that hangs out in Clownie’s ‘hood.

  18. angryclown Avatar
    angryclown

    Homeless guy you mean?

  19. Plymouth Mike Avatar
    Plymouth Mike

    Ah, Assclown, insults don’t work and guilt don’t work either. Hey….. you guys started it. I like the bent John has taken, I like it a lot.

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