Here He Comes To Save The Day
By Bogus Doug
The latest chapter of the left’s carefully reasoned and mature dialogue on public policy comes from the UK Guardian’s Jonathan Freedland:
Anyone who cares about the survival of our planet should start praying that Barack Obama gets his way on reforming US healthcare. That probably sounds hyperbolic, if not mildly deranged: even those who are adamant that 45 million uninsured Americans deserve basic medical cover would not claim that the future of the earth depends on it. But think again.
Got it. If President Obama doesn’t get “his way” on health care we’re all gonna die!!! This is exactly the kind of cool, dispassionate reason we’ve come to depend on from the left, and why we take their warnings about overheated rhetoric coming from the right so seriously.
Anyway, I sure hope the president gets around to deciding what “his way” on health care is supposed to be, and letting the Democratic leadership in Congress know. Is he going to get working on that right after this next round of speeches or something? Now that we know the planet is doomed without his stamp of approval on some kind of actual health reform thingy, can he maybe shift his schedule around to get cracking on this?
Because I, for one, can’t wait to see the kind of super-human focus and bipartisan coalition he brings to bear on < superhero-theme-music > saving the planet < /superhero-theme-music > after his dazzling performance on health care… insurance… whatever… reform.
September 16th, 2009 at 10:37 am
Doug, Ten million of those ’45 million uninsured’ aren’t citizens. Since Obama insists that the illegals won’t be covered, that means that the best we can is save is about 3/4 of the future of the earth.
The author has to be believed. We’ve never had socialized medicine in the past in the US, and 100% of the past is gone forever.
September 16th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
The bright side of ranting like this is that it is indeed representative of the logic global climate change “scientists” use, so it does tend to discredit their case. :^)
September 16th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
I thought we all had to die in order to save the planet.
September 16th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
Got it. If President Obama doesn’t get “his way” on health care we’re all gonna die!!!
Yep. It’s true, we’ll all die if he doesn’t get his way.
Of course, we’ll all die if he does, too.
That’s the thing about life: it’s a fatal condition. It’s just that sometimes a politician like Obama gets to play Dr. Kevorkian to the whole population.