Shot in the Dark

And My Name is Not Maggie

CNN has resorted to cruel, baseless name-calling.

Ms. Klobuchar may not possess the ideal height-weight ratio, but she is not a cow.

(please direct complaints on Johnny Roosh and/or this tasteless, racist, cruel-to-animals post to feedbackinthedark at yahoo.com)


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14 responses to “And My Name is Not Maggie”

  1. Emerson Twain Avatar

    Too perfect. Obviously on a trade mission to bring home the magic beans. http://libertyplanet.blogspot.com/2009/09/magic-beans-of-obamacare_13.html

  2. swiftee Avatar
    swiftee

    Roosh, you’re a pig.

    I approve,

  3. Maggie the Cow Avatar

    Moooo, moo mooo moo mooooooooo.

    Moo.

    (Don’t blame me, I voted for Norm Coleman)

  4. Mr. D Avatar

    (Don’t blame me, I voted for Norm Coleman)

    And that was the problem, Maggie – Norm wasn’t running that time. But I give you credit for independent thinking, since bovines are almost universally Democrats.

  5. Fresch Fisch Avatar
    Fresch Fisch

    I like cows, I like to watch them eat. I like cows…………

  6. Bill C Avatar

    I like to watch myself eat cows…(dead and prepared to a nice pink medium rare, of course)

  7. Mr. D Avatar

    I like cows
    They don’t move when they eat
    And I’m a lone cowhand
    From Rio Grande

  8. jpmn Avatar
    jpmn

    I like cows they have skinny feet… The Suburbs

  9. B. Rock Obammy Avatar

    Maggie…she’s a JackassTM

    JackassTM, a derogatory term, is a registered trademark of the Obama Administration.

  10. Night Writer Avatar

    The cows in the moo yard are making their plans
    For the long winter nights and the cold winter hands…
    John Gorka

  11. jpmn Avatar
    jpmn

    If Amy isn’t a cow is she a Jersey girl then?

  12. Scott Hughes Avatar
    Scott Hughes

    MoM wrote “Which one is Amy?”

    Easy, the one that looks like she has gas. (wink)

  13. angryclown Avatar
    angryclown

    Cows is delicious. Even more delicious than pigs, but pigs are versatile.

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