Somebody Notify Hinderaker
By Mitch Berg
She’s a beauty-pageant winner and lingerie model…
Miss Hodge was spotted by the high street store when she won second place in this year’s Miss England contest, after wowing the judges with her performance of a rifle drill, a first for the beauty pageant’s talent section.
…who can also go all Jack Bauer on terrorists:
The part-time model was awarded a medal of bravery for disarming an insurgent while on a tour of Iraq at the age of 18 and was recently promoted.
‘We arrested an Iraqi suspect we wanted to question and were taking him back to the prison when we were involved in a road accident,’ she said.‘Our vehicle rolled over and when I came round the Iraqi had escaped and had our weapons. I knew I had to do something or he would have shot us all dead. It was a real do or die moment.’
‘My training just kicked in and I managed to disarm him, get the weapons back and restrain him.
If I were a lesser guy, I’d say something like “that is the luckiest terrorist in the world”, but I really am better than that.
September 9th, 2009 at 7:42 am
One of the joys of SitD for Angryclown is that he and Mitch differ very, very little in their judgment of which ladies are hot. Good call on this one Mitch. And she (one assumes) has an English accent. Rowr!
September 9th, 2009 at 9:00 am
The pictures in the linked article are better.
For likely the only time this year, clown is right: ROWR!
September 9th, 2009 at 9:02 am
I figured the Mail would appreciate the click-through traffic.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:24 am
Thanks for the tip, nerd. Angryclown likes the underwear picture very much. And you wingnuts can clip the picture in uniform with the rifle. About time you all replaced your Lynndie England pinups.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:56 am
Hate to break it to you Clown, but that Lynndie person is not English. Just has a name that sounds English.
September 9th, 2009 at 11:09 am
And you wingnuts can clip the picture in uniform with the rifle.
Ew – not an SA90. Leaving aside the known reliability issues and the needless complexity, bullpups just look weird, and the ’90 is weirder than most.
I’d either crop it, or airbrush something else in; make mine an AG3. She’d look hot with an AG3.
Oh, and the accent – she’s in the Anglian Regiment – Norfolk, Suffok, Essex, Lincolnshire and the area. Yummy accent, at least where women are concerned.
September 9th, 2009 at 11:27 am
What’s with the Dirty Sanchez picture, though? Kinda gross.
September 9th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
I’ve heard about Essex girls.
September 9th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
I’m beginning to feel a troop surge.