I Thought Those Crazy Kids Had A Chance

By Mitch Berg

Charles Manson’s wedding is off again after the spree killer and cult leader discovers his betrothed really just wants to build a museum around him:

They apparently thought the Lenin’s Tomb-esque attraction would draw a huge number of visitors and make a lot of money.

But Manson, 80, apparently got wind of the plan and now no longer wants to marry Burton.
“He’s finally realized that he’s been played for a fool,” Simone told The NY Post.

It would have been an ironic turning of the tables…

The tourist attraction was also something of a non-starter because Manson believes he is immortal.
“He feels he will never die,” Simone added. “Therefore, he feels it’s a stupid idea to begin with.”

To be fair, I remember worse business plans back during the dotcom era.

One Response to “I Thought Those Crazy Kids Had A Chance”

  1. Joe Deal or RedSquirrel Says:

    I heard that they were going to carve swastikas into their foreheads instead of exchanging wedding rings.

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