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You Can Call Me Al

By Johnny Roosh

As you know, Johnny Roosh likes to employ fitting nick names for political objects of disregard here at Shot In The Dark and I would once again like to enlist your input.

Best Nickname for Al Franken
Frankenfreak
Al Frucken
Lying Liar
Paul
The Senator from New York
Stuart
Big Fat Idiot
He Thinks He’s Good enough, Smart Enough, and Doggone it, He Thinks People Like Him
  
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Title courtesy Paul Simon

This entry was posted by by Johnny Roosh on Friday, July 3rd, 2009 at 8:52 am and is filed under HUMOR, Senator Franken. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

16 Responses to “You Can Call Me Al”

  1. swiftee Says:
    July 3rd, 2009 at 8:58 am

    It’s already been settled; Senator Scumbag.

    Try and keep up here, will ya John?

  2. Kermit Says:
    July 3rd, 2009 at 9:45 am

    That’s not in keeping with the New Tone, Swiftee. The first alternative should have been Frankenfraud, but then, I’m a word guy and Roosh is a numbers guy.

  3. Kermit Says:
    July 3rd, 2009 at 9:47 am

    It is gratifying to see that 16 people agreed with me on The Senator from New York. Carpetbagger Al would have been a good choice.

  4. angryclown Says:
    July 3rd, 2009 at 10:32 am

    “60.”

  5. gill0137 Says:
    July 3rd, 2009 at 11:09 am

    Can we please not call him the senator from NY? This applies equally well to Coleman.

  6. Kermit Says:
    July 3rd, 2009 at 12:09 pm

    Unlike Carpetbagger Al, Norm Coleman actually worked in Minnesota before becoming a Senator.

  7. RickDFL Says:
    July 3rd, 2009 at 12:10 pm

    Winner

  8. Bike Bubba Says:
    July 3rd, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    I’m going with “Ugh” or “Proof that Minnesota’s educational system isn’t as good as we think it is.”

  9. Kermit Says:
    July 3rd, 2009 at 3:01 pm

    Rick confuses theft with “winning”. A common liberal misconception.

  10. angryclown Says:
    July 3rd, 2009 at 3:06 pm

    Boohoo, Kerm! Sucks to lose, huh?

  11. Kermit Says:
    July 3rd, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    Lose or be disenfranchised? Sucks to be a victim of ACORN, that’s for damn sured.

  12. Mitch Berg Says:
    July 3rd, 2009 at 4:35 pm

    Winner…

    …among the 43% of Minnesotans who, let’s just say, aren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

    Congrats, Senator Franken. In the land of the blind, you are one-eyed [carpetbagging] guy (with serious anger-management issues)

  13. Terry Says:
    July 3rd, 2009 at 4:36 pm

    Kermit, an election can only be stolen when a court hands a victory to a conservative, never when it hands a victory to a liberal. ACORN 101, pal.
    What was shown to be true in 2000 is still true: The way to win is to recount until you are in the lead by any margin — even a single vote — then stop the vote cold.

  14. Kermit Says:
    July 3rd, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    It doesn’t hurt to outspend your opponent 4 to 1 on lawyers, the way Carpetbagger Al did.

  15. Johnny Roosh Says:
    July 4th, 2009 at 11:06 am

    Just so you all know, once the poll is closed I am going to count and recount the votes until “Big Fat Idiot” is declared the winning nickname.

  16. jpmn Says:
    July 4th, 2009 at 8:44 pm

    Add Angry Al to the list.

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