You Can Call Me Al

As you know, Johnny Roosh likes to employ fitting nick names for political objects of disregard here at Shot In The Dark and I would once again like to enlist your input.

Best Nickname for Al Franken
Frankenfreak
Al Frucken
Lying Liar
Paul
The Senator from New York
Stuart
Big Fat Idiot
He Thinks He’s Good enough, Smart Enough, and Doggone it, He Thinks People Like Him
  
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Title courtesy Paul Simon

16 thoughts on “You Can Call Me Al

  1. It’s already been settled; Senator Scumbag.

    Try and keep up here, will ya John?

  2. That’s not in keeping with the New Tone, Swiftee. The first alternative should have been Frankenfraud, but then, I’m a word guy and Roosh is a numbers guy.

  3. It is gratifying to see that 16 people agreed with me on The Senator from New York. Carpetbagger Al would have been a good choice.

  4. Can we please not call him the senator from NY? This applies equally well to Coleman.

  5. Unlike Carpetbagger Al, Norm Coleman actually worked in Minnesota before becoming a Senator.

  6. I’m going with “Ugh” or “Proof that Minnesota’s educational system isn’t as good as we think it is.”

  7. Lose or be disenfranchised? Sucks to be a victim of ACORN, that’s for damn sured.

  8. Winner…

    …among the 43% of Minnesotans who, let’s just say, aren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

    Congrats, Senator Franken. In the land of the blind, you are one-eyed [carpetbagging] guy (with serious anger-management issues)

  9. Kermit, an election can only be stolen when a court hands a victory to a conservative, never when it hands a victory to a liberal. ACORN 101, pal.
    What was shown to be true in 2000 is still true: The way to win is to recount until you are in the lead by any margin — even a single vote — then stop the vote cold.

  10. It doesn’t hurt to outspend your opponent 4 to 1 on lawyers, the way Carpetbagger Al did.

  11. Just so you all know, once the poll is closed I am going to count and recount the votes until “Big Fat Idiot” is declared the winning nickname.

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