Speaking Of Canada
By Mitch Berg
Today is “Canada Day”, the 142nd anniversary of Canada finally getting permission from the UK to get its own place.
Congratulations, Canada!
To honor the holiday, I plan on being nice and innocuous, cranking some Gordon Lightfoot, Rush or Triumph (but not Loverboy; ew), complaining about the price of beer, and getting into a hockey brawl.
Happy Birthday!
July 1st, 2009 at 9:15 am
\Don’t forget Jan and Dean.
July 1st, 2009 at 9:36 am
What aboot The Guess Who or BTO?
July 1st, 2009 at 10:09 am
…and getting into a hockey brawl
From a macro standpoint, don’t you mean finding someone else to get into a brawl on your behalf?
Oh – nevermind. That’s the French Canadians!
July 1st, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Tabernac!
July 1st, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Take off, you hoser.
July 1st, 2009 at 3:32 pm
If they got rid of the Canadians, Canada would be a real nice place.
July 1st, 2009 at 3:41 pm
I like Canada. If you like to fish, Ontario is a great place to visit. I’ve flown in to more than a few places up there and the difference from fishing around here is night and day.
Now, as to the price of gas up there, I can do without that.
July 1st, 2009 at 9:07 pm
LIke there’s any difference between Minnesota and Canada. Modest white people who talk funny and know a lot about driving in snow.
July 1st, 2009 at 10:31 pm
Don’t forget Robbie Robertson – he wrote some great tunes!
July 2nd, 2009 at 7:28 am
It’s all about race and delusion with angryclown.
July 5th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
And let’s not forget Men Without Hats.