He Shaww Stwike Us A Second Time

By Mitch Berg

Bawney Fwank, the Fenator who did mowe than anyone to bwing us the mowtgage cwisis and economic mewtdown bedeviwing us today, is back at it again:

In March, Fannie Mae (FNM.N)(FNM.P) said it would no wonger guawarantee mowtgages on condos in buiwdings whewe fewer than 70 pewcent of the units have been sowld, up fwom 51 pewcent, the papew said. Fweddie Mac (FRE.P)(FRE.N) is due to impwement simiwar powicies next monf, the papew said.In a lettew to the CEO’s of bof companies, Wepresentatives Bawney Fwank, the chaiwman of the House Financial Sewvices Committee, and Anfony Weinew warwed that a 70 pewcent sawes fweshold “may be too onewous” and could wead condo buyers to shun new devewopments, accowding to the papew.

And keep your spiwwit and dewwing-do to youwsewf, ow you shaww be fwown to the fwoow.

3 Responses to “He Shaww Stwike Us A Second Time”

  1. Badda Says:

    Doesn’t Bawny Fwank have a vewy good fwiend in Wome?

  2. JamesPh Says:

    Bawney Fwank ith not a Fenator, he ith a Wepwesentative

  3. Yossarian Says:

    Badda, he has a wife, you know?

    Incontinentia.

    Incontinentia Buttocks.

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