Ronery and Reary Arone
By Mitch Berg
Huh. The North Koreans are going to annihilate us again:
North Korea threatened Wednesday to wipe the United States off the map as Washington and its allies watched for signs the regime will launch a series of missiles in the coming days.
I don’t know if this is the “test” Biden mentioned for the Administration before the inauguration or not. But it’ll be interesting to see how Obama treats this threat:
- Taking Michelle and the kids to Disneyworld
- Going to Pyongyang and bowing to Kim Jong Il
- Focusing on the real problem, Mark Sandford
- Declaring that troops will be “home by Christmas”, launching a land war in Korea.
Votes?
June 25th, 2009 at 6:52 am
Shouldn’t we send Alec Baldwin to negotiate.
June 25th, 2009 at 7:22 am
I think he should send Bawney Fwank.
June 25th, 2009 at 7:50 am
Actually, I might prefer nuclear annihilation if the other choice is Obama as a 2 term president.
Just Kidding…SORTA…
June 25th, 2009 at 7:57 am
The navy has moved some missile launching ship into Hilo Bay.
June 25th, 2009 at 9:37 am
The response will be to have a submarine-based SEAL team smuggle Timothy Geithner into Korea and turn him loose on their economy.
June 25th, 2009 at 10:14 am
We could always just surrender.
June 25th, 2009 at 11:00 am
If only Obammy had the stones to say something really tough.
Crazy dictators always back down when you say something really tough.
/jc
June 25th, 2009 at 11:40 am
It would be nice if slash would back down when informed that his shtick is tedious.
June 25th, 2009 at 11:51 am
Does Jimmy Carter have his suitcase packed?
June 25th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
Jimmy’s bags are packed, and loaded with cardigans, malaise and a copy of “Iran for Dummies”, which unfortunately wasn’t available during his first term.
June 25th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
Your`re right, Slash. That`s why talking is mostly bullshit. You have to be prepared to act tough, not just talk tough.