Insert Joke About Married Life Here
By Mitch Berg
A newlywed groom in Taiwan dies after drinking too much at his wedding:
The man, 35, an insurance company worker surnamed Wu passed out at home after drinking too much Saturday at a high-end restaurant in Taipei among more than 100 wedding guests, the Liberty Times reported.
So many snarky punch lines present themselves:
- “Who does he think he is? Atomizer?”
- “Great idea for the next time I get married…”
- “Who does he think he is? Brian Ward?”
- “He musta watched Mad Men the night before…”
But I’ll leave it to the expertise of my assembled commentariat.
May 26th, 2009 at 8:55 am
Wait, you mean my new wife is Angry Clown’s sister?
May 26th, 2009 at 9:30 am
He musta watched “Jon & Kate Plus Eight” the night before…
At least he was good and stiff for his wedding night…
Movie rights to “Weekend At Wu’s” have already been optioned…
May 26th, 2009 at 9:59 am
That’s why we love ya, Chad.
May 26th, 2009 at 11:12 am
If he were riding a bike at the time, you woulda felt sorry for him.
May 26th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
“What is the exact opposite of the wedding I attended this weekend, Alex.”
May 26th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
If he were riding a bike at the time, you woulda felt sorry for him.
So now at last it can be revealed — AC is actually Tracy Eberly. Have to admit I didn’t see that one coming.
May 26th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
I’ve sat on the secret for years.
It’s nice to be finally free.
May 26th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Good one, ac!
(And you, too, Mr. D!)
May 26th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Associated Press – Taiwan
Sources reveal that Wu discovered his newly wedded wife reading comments from a left-leaning, hate-filled American blog known as “Penigma”. Witnesses say, when Wu learned that his bride agreed with the blog’s author Wu said, “There’s only one way out now.”