Oh, Please. Please, Please Please.
By Mitch Berg
To: Minnesota D”F”L
From: Mitch Berg, keen analyst of satire.
Re: Dayton’s showing
Dear DFL,
Please, please please – take these results and run with them for next year. I beg of you.
Former U.S. Sen. Mark Dayton comes closest to out-polling Gov. Tim Pawlenty in a theoretical match-up in the 2010 governor’s contest, according to a new SurveyUSA poll commissioned by KSTP (Channel 5).
I hereby promise I’ll give $50 to ACORN or International ANSWER or the Comintern or the Symbionese Liberation Army or whatever charity you folks are supporting these days if you please, please run with this poll.
Thank you.
That is all.
May 22nd, 2009 at 9:52 am
It would be interesting to see T-Paw uncontrollably burst out laughing during a debate because of some ridiculous spluttering of Dayton’s.
In all seriousness, Dayton should have an MRI scan, there may just be a tumor pressing on something in his noggin.
May 22nd, 2009 at 10:29 am
Ooooh!
I’m going to mention this to any of my friends who don’t like Pawlenty. Sweet! They just might go for it, too.
May 22nd, 2009 at 11:19 am
Hmm! Mark Dayton might get a lot of competition for the Symbionese Liberation Army endorsements from St. Paul Mayor Cris Coleman, who was also in the poll.