Exit Stage Left. Please.
By Mitch Berg
To: Distribution List (below).
From: Mitch Berg
Re: 15:01
If you are listed below, your fifteen minutes of pop-culture/reality show fame are officially over. Please depart the public eye until the unlikely event you are asked to return.
- Omarosa
- Gene Simmons
- Ozzy Ozbourne
- Shanna Moakler
- The cast of Little People, Big World
- “Dog” Chapman
- The Real World
- Tori Spelling
- The Real Housewives of [anyplace]
- The entire cast of Flipping Out.
- Tyra Banks
Thanks for your cooperation.
That is all.
May 14th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
And, God bless ’em, the Duggers…
May 14th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
Considering I haven’t heard Omarosa’a name in years, or of 4 or 10 at all, you’re in good shape.
May 14th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
Haven’t watched 2 minutes of all of them combined.
May 16th, 2009 at 7:42 am
[…] On the one hand, I only recognize only five people on this list, which might prove Shot in the Dark’s point. On the other hand, it could just as easily demonstrate that he’s over-estimating their influence. On the gripping hand*, I don’t have cable**. […]