Cause For Worry

By Mitch Berg

Porn star Stormy Daniels claims to be running for Senate, in a move I fear will upset the gravitas and integrity…:

Miss Daniels, 30, born in Louisiana, insists she’s serious and is spending her own money on a “listening tour” to hear what people have to say as she considers a possible run, and said she isn’t just starting a publicity stunt to promote her work or embarrass Mr Vitter.

However, she said she hasn’t lived in Louisiana for seven years – she currently resides in Florida – and would need to re-establish residency to run.

…of the pornography industry.

5 Responses to “Cause For Worry”

  1. soliah.com Says:

    Perhaps Al Franken started a trend with “Pornorama”! You might recall a couple of years back Marie Claire Magazine (A Hearst publication) did a profile on the Kathleen Ann Soliah/Sara Jane Olson-Peterson family. http://www.marieclaire.com/world-reports/news/latest/Mom-Secret?click=main_sr The new Marie Claire has “Are We Ready for MILF Porn?” http://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/relationship-issues/articles/milf-pornography

  2. swiftee Says:

    She’s gonna have to reach out to the beastiality community if she expects to be taken seriously by the Party of Scrubs.

  3. Bill C Says:

    Gravitas is the perfect word, and gravity is the worst enemy of female porn starlets.

    Altho there’s nothing a good bondo job can’t fix.

  4. nerdbert Says:

    We’re talking Louisiana, where corruption among Democrats makes Chicago or New York look tame. She’ll fit right in.

  5. Chad The Elder Says:

    Sounds like the DFL: the listening tour is merely a prelude to the screwing.

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