Am I The Only One…
By Mitch Berg
…who has trouble mixing up Janet Napolitano – former Arizona “governor”, current DHS secretary, and bureaucrat who sees a potential terrorist in every conservative – and Johnette Napolitano, singer for the ’80s garage-punk band Concrete Blond?
I mean, the names. Not so much the resemblances:
Janet:
Johnette:
Wonder if the DHS secretary gets requests to sing “Joey” at the department’s Karaoke night?
April 16th, 2009 at 8:00 am
Of course you’d call her “governor.” What with winning an election and all. Real politicans get installed by the courts, eh?
April 16th, 2009 at 8:03 am
“Wonder if the DHS secretary gets requests to sing “Joey” at the department’s Karaoke night?”
From the picture, probably not. Grumpy Gus probably couldn’t sing “I’m not angry anymore”!
April 16th, 2009 at 8:20 am
Here’s a cheerier look for you, Trojan Man. Naturally Mitch posted the one most likely to make you far-right types pee your lederhosen. “She’s so scary!”
http://fairimmigration.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/napolitano.jpg
Caribou Barbie she ain’t, Angryclown will readily admit. But she’s smarter and more competent than any of your kooks. By the way, can you tell me why former Pennsylvania “governor” and bureaucrat Tom Ridge had a square head?
April 16th, 2009 at 8:31 am
Maybe Caroline instead of Joey on karaoke night. And who knows she might just woo the subject.
April 16th, 2009 at 8:55 am
But she’s smarter and more competent than any of your kooks.
Yeah. She’s sure shown it this week. Sheesh.
April 16th, 2009 at 9:20 am
Napolitano: “I really want to stress to the veterans out there that this report did not and we did not mean to suggest that veterans as a whole are at risk of becoming violent extremists.”
Good thing she cleared that up. It’s just some veterans, not ALL of them.
April 16th, 2009 at 9:21 am
Real politicans get installed by the courts, eh?
I thought Coleman v Franken was off-topic?
April 16th, 2009 at 10:12 am
Mitch posted the one
Yeah, because it’s not like posting unflattering pix of their targets isn’t, like, one of two jokes Stewart and Colbert have.
And as to calling her “Governor” – of course she was elected. She was just a crappy governor.
April 16th, 2009 at 10:16 am
an you tell me why former Pennsylvania “governor” and bureaucrat Tom Ridge had a square head?
His mother had been a packaging engineer?
April 16th, 2009 at 10:17 am
(That may have been the most inside joke I’ve ever told).
April 16th, 2009 at 10:52 am
angryclown said:
“By the way, can you tell me why former Pennsylvania “governor” and bureaucrat Tom Ridge had a square head?”
So you can demonstrate your devotion to phrenology? *shrug*
April 16th, 2009 at 10:53 am
angryclown said:
“But she’s smarter and more competent than any of your kooks”
Ha! For nontraditional definitions of “smart” and “competent”.
April 17th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
“she’s smarter and more competent”
Ha ha ha ha ha
AssClown made a joke.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha