From Her Keyboard…

By Mitch Berg

…direct to my brain, it’s Sheila again:

I sometimes feel like I don’t quite fully exist during the off-season, because it seems like something is missing. I can’t put my finger on it. What is it … what is missing …Oh, that’s right. Baseball on giant television screens in every bar you pass.

I don’t feel totally myself until it all starts up again.

Whew.  Let’s wash all that greasy NBA, NHL and NFL out of our hair and get life underway!

11 Responses to “From Her Keyboard…”

  1. Steve G. Says:

    Huh. I always thought it was because of the cold and lack of sunlight. Lack of baseball would be a nicer explanation, for some reason.

    Too bad both of my teams blew their openers rather spectacularly (and I missed the Twins redeeming themselves last night).

  2. angryclown Says:

    The Amazin’s were more fortunate, Steve G. A gem of a start by Johan Santana (you guys remember him, right?) And in a change from recent precedent, the bullpen actually recorded a save. Can’t remember the last time Angryclown saw one of those. Mighty Mets over Redlegs, 2-1 in Cincy. Lather, rinse, repeat 100 times and we’re on our way to the World Series, baby!

  3. DiscordianStooj Says:

    That finish last night is why I’ll never give up on baseball.

  4. Kermit Says:

    The Twins may have dropped the HO, but after watching a couple of games in Hammond Stadium, I wouldn’t be surprised to see them matched with those Mets for the Series.

  5. angryclown Says:

    Sweet, Kerm. Although the Twinkies are no longer Angryclown’s favorite AL Central team, what with the Obama-Chisox connection.

    Texas Rangers, of course, are right out.

  6. Kermit Says:

    Chisox are Great Leader’s favorite team. I curse their bullpen.

  7. Kermit Says:

    Tho you have to appreciate the irony. Obama’s favorite team’s nickname is “Whities”.

  8. angryclown Says:

    Haha! I get it, Kerm! Black Russian, cause he’s black! I get it, that’s a funny joke. Black Russian!

    There’s a new sheriff in town, wingnuts!

  9. Kermit Says:

    Gary Cooper he ain’t.

  10. angryclown Says:

    Reggie Hammond.

  11. Kermit Says:

    Rochester.

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