He died and went to…Obama?

By Johnny Roosh

…another promising career….sacrificed in the name of Hopey Changey®.

In case you haven’t heard (because its so relevant to the average American) Kal Penn’s character, Dr.  Lawrence Kutner offed himself on last night’s “Can’t! Miss!!!®” episode of House, M.D., and they are making an insipid attempt to make it “real” with a tribute video and memorial web site.

The next day (he should have waited three, maybe?) he is resurrected.

Actor and longtime Obama supporter Kal Penn is joining the Obama administration, the White House confirmed to CNN Tuesday.

What’s he going to be doing, what with all the qualifications he now possesses, having not been a doctor but playing one on TV?

The actor will be part of the White House Office of Public Liaison, which is run by Obama senior adviser Valerie Jarrett. Penn will be primarily involved in dealing with Asian American and Pacific Islander communities and the arts community.

Come again? So he’ll be liaising (yes, its now a word) with Obama and his peeps.

Not what you’d call a lateral move.

10 Responses to “He died and went to…Obama?”

  1. nerdbert Says:

    He took a position that was slated for a hack from a dying newspaper! What was he thinking?!

  2. angryclown Says:

    90% of Bush administration officials were former cast members of “Mama’s Family,” “The Dukes of Hazzard” and “Green Acres.”

  3. Johnny Roosh Says:

    90% of Bush administration officials were former cast members of “Mama’s Family,” “The Dukes of Hazzard” and “Green Acres.”

    …and your point?

  4. Mr. D Says:

    90% of Bush administration officials were former cast members of “Mama’s Family,” “The Dukes of Hazzard” and “Green Acres.”

    It’s true. Scott McClellan used to wear Daisy Duke shorts during his press briefings.

  5. K-Rod Says:

    Assclown, you can keep your visions of Janet Reno wearing the Daisy Duke Shorts; I’d like to see Sarah Palin in those shorts. 8)

  6. nerdbert Says:

    90% of Bush administration officials were former cast members of “Mama’s Family,” “The Dukes of Hazzard” and “Green Acres.”

    Certainly better than the 96% of the Clinton administration who were cast members of Girls Gone Wild, Che, and Deep Throat.

    Or the 85% of the present administration who were in The Money Pit, Dumb and Dumber, and Other People’s Money.

  7. Mr. D Says:

    Or the 85% of the present administration who were in The Money Pit, Dumb and Dumber, and Other People’s Money.

    I had thought most of the current administration had starred in ABC Afterschool Specials, but you’re probably right, nerdbert.

  8. Dave Thul Says:

    Hitting theaters in early 2010, Harold and Kumar go to the White House.

  9. BradC Says:

    Actor and longtime Obama supporter Kal Penn is joining the Obama administration

    Makes sense. Wasn’t the second Harold & Kumar flick the one where they spent time in Guantanamo? Perhaps Obama believes Penn will offer some insights on closing the place, eh?

  10. Night Writer Says:

    90% of Bush administration officials were former cast members of “Mama’s Family,” “The Dukes of Hazzard” and “Green Acres.”

    Yes, but Arnold the Pig is the mascot of Reid and Pelosi’s Congress.

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