Pissed
By Johnny Roosh
Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the fine.
Michael Harold Lynch was ticketed for doing 54 mph in a 35 mph area that was also a construction zone. The fine was $206.
And when you pay it, don’t spray it.
Lynch decided to let his anger flow by placing $206 in a plastic bag, peeing in the bag and sending it in. Upon receiving Lynch’s little care package, the courthouse staff gave it to a police officer and declined to accept the pungent payment to clear the ticket.
Turns out Lynch didn’t break any laws – it’s not necessarily illegal to mail bodily fluids.
Oh? Good to know.
The pee-and-pennies were sent back to Lynch – COD, in fact – with a note that said they couldn’t be taken because “the pile of coins emitted a strong, pungent odor of stale urine.”
Fresh urine: is that an oxymoron?
Lynch responded by sending a check made out to another agency, which was returned, then he sent a check for the wrong amount. Now he’s on the hook for $271 because his payment is late.
Nope, just a moron.
March 26th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
He should have frozen the coins in blocks of ice. They’d have no reason to deny accepting the payment. That’s already been done, and done successfully.
March 26th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
No, he should have just paid the fine that he owed and not tried to pull any stupid stunts that predictably only made his situation worse. And don’t speed in a work zone.
March 26th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
The Federal Rangers pinched us a few weeks ago on Namakin Lake, doin’ 72 mph in a 45 mph.
Buddy in the lead got the ticket, $205.
101 mph would have been ~$350.
It’s all about the money!
March 26th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
Perhaps the authorities should have done a drug test on the sample that he voluntarily provided.