Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the fine.
Michael Harold Lynch was ticketed for doing 54 mph in a 35 mph area that was also a construction zone. The fine was $206.
And when you pay it, don’t spray it.
Lynch decided to let his anger flow by placing $206 in a plastic bag, peeing in the bag and sending it in. Upon receiving Lynch’s little care package, the courthouse staff gave it to a police officer and declined to accept the pungent payment to clear the ticket.
Turns out Lynch didn’t break any laws – it’s not necessarily illegal to mail bodily fluids.
Oh? Good to know.
The pee-and-pennies were sent back to Lynch – COD, in fact – with a note that said they couldn’t be taken because “the pile of coins emitted a strong, pungent odor of stale urine.”
Fresh urine: is that an oxymoron?
Lynch responded by sending a check made out to another agency, which was returned, then he sent a check for the wrong amount. Now he’s on the hook for $271 because his payment is late.
Nope, just a moron.
He should have frozen the coins in blocks of ice. They’d have no reason to deny accepting the payment. That’s already been done, and done successfully.
No, he should have just paid the fine that he owed and not tried to pull any stupid stunts that predictably only made his situation worse. And don’t speed in a work zone.
The Federal Rangers pinched us a few weeks ago on Namakin Lake, doin’ 72 mph in a 45 mph.
Buddy in the lead got the ticket, $205.
101 mph would have been ~$350.
It’s all about the money!
Perhaps the authorities should have done a drug test on the sample that he voluntarily provided.