As Dog, Sick
By Mitch Berg
Crushing headache, bodyaches, head cold.
If I had a jacuzzi, it’d be a great day to hammer back some Dayquil and vegg out in one.
Alas – unless the NARN picks up a jacuzzi dealer as a sponsor,they cut us a trade-out deal, and can have the thing installed by 9AM – it’ll be more like “wallow in the bathtub and to back to bed” for me today.
Carry on.
March 4th, 2009 at 8:42 am
Get better soon, Mitch.
March 4th, 2009 at 9:02 am
Mitch fantasized: “If I had a jacuzzi, it’d be a great day to hammer back some Dayquil and vegg out in one.”
Just as well. You might fall asleep and drown.
Look at the bright side. If you’re still in the game this late in cold and flu season, Angryclown has to like your chances in the cold and flu playoffs.
Feel better.
March 4th, 2009 at 9:04 am
You best be better by Saturday night at Keegan’s. That’s an order from the Office of the Mayor.
March 4th, 2009 at 9:19 am
Thid dog hopes you feel much better soon.
As in by Saturday night! Wish I could attend the ‘do’ at Keegans, but I’m cooking for friends – although there is a chance that might fall through.
But the event can’t really go on without you to full effect.
March 4th, 2009 at 10:06 am
If the Rethuglicans didn’t block free health care to the poor, minorities, women, people of color, and Gay-Americans, you wouldn’t be suffering from this illness.
March 4th, 2009 at 10:08 am
I think I’ve got that cold, too, except mine is the Minnesota Education Association version: it took two days off in the middle of it, then came back with new demands.
Feel better soon, and I hope we’ll see you Saturdaynight.
March 4th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
You should take up smoking Mitch. I smoke and I haven’t been sick in years.
March 4th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
“Terry Says:
March 4th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
You should take up smoking Mitch. I smoke and I haven’t been sick in years. ”
Isn’t that an instance where the cure is worse than the original problem? Hopefully Mitch will only be sick for a day or two; Nicotine addiction is a lot longer situation…
March 4th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Terry doesn’t fear cancer, Dog Bone. If he becomes sick or feeble, his plan is to throw himself into the volcano.
March 4th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Terry has a volcano?
March 4th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Terry’s bigger concern is probably skin cancer.
(Dog — Terry lives in Hawaii)
March 4th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Get better, Mitch!
March 4th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Also, flesh-searing magma.
March 4th, 2009 at 6:41 pm
Other than earthquakes, S02 emissions, and potential ash falls I like it just fine here.
March 4th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
Terry, Hawaiin-Americans are now a seperate race. You should apply for free money. Or open a casino or something.
March 5th, 2009 at 7:17 am
Chuck liked it better when he could just call ’em chinks.
March 5th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
The local word for a person of chinese descent is pake’, (pah-kay). The same word is a synonym for ‘cheap’, as in “Her boyfren’ nevuh buy nothng. Pake’ dat guy.”