Kinda Sums It Up
By Mitch Berg
From the WaPo’s quotes of the week column:
Obama, I want a 65-inch plasma TV.” – sign held by a person along President Obama’s motorcade route in Arizona on Feb. 18″After God, Obama.” – sign held by a person along Obama’s motorcade route in Ottowa, Canada on Feb. 19
Silly wabbits. Everyone knows the order of the universe is:
- God
- Jesus
- Bono
Please see to this.
February 26th, 2009 at 8:49 am
The Mayor of the MOB has to be in the top one hundred though.
Right?
February 26th, 2009 at 9:37 am
Where is “Ottowa?”
I always suspected WaPo et al MSM lived in a parallel universe.
February 26th, 2009 at 10:00 am
I dunno, can Bono get me a 65″ plasma TV?
February 26th, 2009 at 10:10 am
justplainangry made a fool of him-or-herself: “I always suspected WaPo et al MSM lived in a parallel universe.”
Wow, you’re stupid. That’s the right-wing Washington Times.
February 26th, 2009 at 11:33 am
Where is “Ottowa?”
Right down the street from the You Otter Stop Inn.
February 26th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Big Government doesn’t create big screen t.v.s And Big Government can’t give you a big screen t.v.
As Governor Jindal knows, the way to get a big screen t.v. is best left up to your own private initiative. When a volcano erupts and wipes out local government control of the streets, a sharp-eyed citizen will keep a look out for looted t.v.s floating by on the magma, where he can pick one up through his own individual efforts, while those intrusive government agents mind their own damn business elsewhere.
Building magnetic levitation trains or whatever bureaucrats do with their time.
/jc
February 26th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
“Building magnetic levitation trains or whatever bureaucrats do with their time.”
I’ve never heard of a bureaucrat building anything. Don’t workers and engineers build things? And bureaucrats do their best to stop them?
February 26th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Assclown – take it up with Mitch.
February 26th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
AssClown, if your assnozzle spew can’t be witty, just stay at smoothyoungboys.com, or where ever it is that you wank yourself stupid every day. ‘Cause God knows you don’t do common sense worth a shit on your best days.
February 27th, 2009 at 1:08 am
Where is “Ottowa?”
Where is “Ottowa?”
Might as well ask: “Where’s Moscow?” Or Where’s London, Paris or Rome?
Where’s Wahsing DC? for that matter. Sheesh don’t you know your capitals? (I take offense because I was more or less born in Ottawa… and I DO know it was a joke, so I am joking back…)
As for getting a big screen TV, try looting. It seems to be the thing to do these days. Besides, who wants to see the junk they have on TV lately, in high def clarity? “You’re voted off the traffic island!” in high-def is really exciting… NOT!
Personally, I’d rather have a cabin in the deep woods where I can hide-out until after the Obamacalypse, oops, I mean apocalypse, but that’s just me. 🙂
February 27th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
When did Reagan fall off the list, just yesterday he was 1-5 all by himself. What am I o do!?
ALL HAIL REAGAN, the original The One! *genuflect*
February 27th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Hey flush, got any pics of Reagan like the ones we have seen of the Obamassiah?
http://anti-strib.blogspot.com/2009/02/ap-still-publishing-obama-as-jesus.html
My Karma just ran over your far-left-wing Dogma
February 27th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
K-Rod, Flash is a big believer in the “two ruler” idea. If some media outlet publishes the picture you linked to it does not reflect at all the way that Democrats think of Obama. If Mitch praises Reagan for winning the Cold War, it’s mocked as hero worship.
February 27th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Hey, Old_Buddy, even though I was not born there, I grew up in TO. Mitch, what’s you limit on hosers?
February 27th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Terry, another example of flush’s “two ruler” idea: McCain is a centrist for reaching accross the isle and supporting liberal / non-conservative ideals while flush is centrist for worshipping all that is Obama, supporting a democrat super majority in the senate, supporting a DFL super majority in the MN legislature, supporting the appointment of extremely liberal judges and justices…
I can see through that Liberal Fascism a mile away.
BTW, I am a Classical Liberal. 8)
February 27th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
“When did Reagan fall off the list, just yesterday he was 1-5 all by himself. What am I o do!?
ALL HAIL REAGAN, the original The One! *genuflect* ”
If only. I remember when Reagan was elected. He was going to start a nuclear war, and instigate race riots. Set rich against poor, city against country. Then he got elected so he became a amiable dunce who was lucky enough to be president when Gorbecheve ended the cold war. When he passed on, some of the left were classy enough to show some respect. Others didn’t.
This whole “pretend Reagan was treated anything remotely like Obama” is absolute nonsense.
February 28th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
“Silly wabbits. Everyone knows the order of the universe is:
God
Jesus
Bono ”
Did I miss something? In the usual course of things posted here, I would have thought Jesus = God….. the Trinity in Christian theology, and all that.