News Flash!
By Mitch Berg
Stimulus dollars go to turning capable journalists into gabbling, addlepated, conspiracy-theory-mouthing ninnies!
No, really!
Taxdollars are being used to train Pioneer Press in what I do, when I am not paid!
That’d be Grace Kelly, over at The Heartbreak of Spirochaetal Paresis Minnesota Short Bus Project.
So whaddya think, all you journos out there; you wanna get paid to do what Grace Kelly does – babble like a half-trained macaw?
February 25th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
You, sir, are a ginormous jackass for making such an insult!
We here at the Half-Trained Macaw Institute advise that you withdraw the offending statement from this post with all due haste.
February 26th, 2009 at 10:24 am
Oral diarrhea deserves pay?