There Once Was A President From Nantucket
By Mitch Berg
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:
The President was in Saint Paul last week. Did Saint Paul Poet Laureate Carol Connolly memorialize the occasion with an epic poem? Why didn’t I hear about it?
Joe Doakes
Ms. Connolly was unable to write the poem; she is apparently non-union.
I’m going to cross the artistic picket line:
“The President rode on the train,
Debarked, and made for his plane.
As he left on his trip,
the train it did flip,
As if it were financed by Bain.
I live to serve.
March 10th, 2014 at 9:22 am
Golf Clap
March 10th, 2014 at 1:49 pm
Then, during a showdown with a super power, he jets on down to Key West for a golf weekend, for yet another expensive vacation paid for by the unwashed masses.
March 10th, 2014 at 2:35 pm
Yoss? We are all waiting with baited breath here. You have never disappointed us before.
March 10th, 2014 at 4:25 pm
There once was a witticist named Yossarian,
whose limericks were almost contrarian.
“Obama’s the MAN!
Can we fix it? Yes we CAN!
Next stop for the economy: agrarian”
(a pale imitation of Yoss, indeed.)